Lorém i psům - Počeštěné Lorem ipsum

Lákámí vůněhulás mi nestačilo, a tak jsem si vzal Lorem Ipsum a počeštil jsem ho. Tohle jsem z neznámých důvodů dělal s většími přestávkami čtvrt roku. Poslední 2 odstavce jsou původní Ciceronův (nebo koho vlastně) text. Ale jako hatmatilka to Čechům připadá stejně, tak jsem počeštil i ten. Čtení tohoto textu je zážitek dadaisticý, připomínající pravopis některých lidí na sociální síti. Zní to trochu jako povídka z vesnice, nejspíš proto, že Čeština je jazyk původně pro sedláky, protože všichni vzdělaní Češi mluvili latinsky nebo německy. Ani obrozenci to tady nezamaskovali. Čas přejmout nějaký další slova z Ruštiny a Polštiny.

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Jména vzniklá mým hraním s Lorem Ipsum:
Alí Quá
Quiš / Quís / Quíš
Qui / Quí
Quat / Quát
Alí Quám / Al-Iquám
Quip
Alí Quyám / Al-Iquyam
Liquyam
Ataki Matasan (亜滝又さん？)
Redolory
Mingidy
Exer
El Igendio



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Lorém i psům do lór šít a mět, co nsečtě tur a dí piš cín gelít, sed eiušmód těm pór incidunt uť laboře eť dol oře magňá Alí Quá. Út ením ád minim věni ám, quiš nó štrůdex erčítá ti on ullám co láboříš niši úť Alí Quíd exea com módico nsequát. Quiš autě i uře repre he nde řiť ín volu ptáte velit Eš sečil lům dolóře eufugiát nul lápaří a tur. Exčep tě uršínt obča ecat cupiditat noň pro ident, šunt iň čůlpá Qui officiá děse run tmol lítáním i déšť lab oř um.



Dú iš autem vel eům i riúře ďolořiň heň dře řiť in vůl putáte velít Eš se moles ti ecónše Quat, vel íllům dolóre eufeugiát nůl la fačili šišat Věro eroš eť ač cůmsán et i ústo o dio di gniš ším Qui blandit pra ešent lup tátům z zřil dělení taugué du íš dóloře té feugaít nul lafáč ilíši. Lorém i psům do lór šít a mět, co nseče tu erádi piš cing elít, seď di a mnonům my níb he u ismód tin čí důn tutlá oře eť doloře mágňá Alí Quám erát volu tpát.

Uť wíši eňím ád mi ním vění ám, Quís nóštrůd exerčí ta ti on úl lámco rpér sůs či pít lobóř tis Nis lůtali Quip exeá com móďo coňše Quat. Du i s autem vele umíři úře do loř inheň dře řiťin vůl putátě velites se molestí ečoň se Quat, velil lům do lóře eufeugiátnul lafáčili si sát Věro éro se tác cůmsáň eť i ústo odí ódi gniš sím Qui blandit přá ešeň tlup tátům z zřil de lenit a u gué du íš doloře té feugá iť nůl lafáč i liší.

Nám líběr těm pórcům solutá nobíš ele ifénd op ti on coň gué nihil impér diet dóming iď Quod mažím placerát fáčeř pós šim ás sům. Lorém i psům do lór šít a mět, co nsečtě tů eř a dí pis cingelít, seď dí ám nonům my níb heu išmód tíncidůnt út lá óře ét dolóře magná ál Iquám erát volutpát. Uť wíši ením áď mi nim ven i ám, Quíš noštrůd exéřci tati on úl lám co rpé rsusčí pít lóboř tis Nis lůtali Quip ex eáčom modočóň se Quat.

Ať veřo eoš eťáčců samet just o duo dolořeš eť eá rébům. Steť clítá kašd guber gřen, no seá takí máta sán čtu šest lorém i psům do lór šít amét. Lorém i psům dólor síť a mět, coň se tetůr sadí pscinge litr, seď di ámnonůmy eirmód těmpořin vid untůtla boře eť dolóře mágňa a li Quyám erát, séd dí ám volu ptuá. Ať Věro eós etác čů sám ét jusť ódu ódo loréš eťeá rebům. Šteť clitákašd gů ber gřen, nos eáta kimáta sán čtu šesť lorém i psům doloř šít amét. Lorém i psům do lór sít ámeť, coňse tě tur sadí pscíň gé litr, a tác cusám a Liquyam dí ám dí ám dolóře dolóřeš du o eiřmódě ošerát, eť nonůmy seď těm poreť ét inv idůňt jů stolá bóře šteť clítá eá eťgu beř greň, kašď magná no řebům. San čtu s se a seď takí máta úť věř ovól uptuá. Esť lorém i psům do lór síť améť. Lorém i psům do lór šít a měť, co nsé tě tur sadí pscín gel ítr, seď dí ámnonůmy eíř mód těm pórin vid untutlá boře eť dolořema gňá Alí Quyám eřát.

Con se tě tur sadí pscinge litr, seď dí ámno nůmy eirmód těm pór inviduň tutlá bóre eť do loré má gna Alí Quyám erát, sed dí ám volu ptuá. Ať Věro eoše tác cusám eť ju sto duo dol o reset eá řebům. Sťet clí ta kašd guber gřen, no se Ataki Matasan čtu šest lorém i psům do lór síť a mět.



Šeď út peř špici a tis unde omníš isté na tušer rór síť volu ptáte mač cusán ti um dolořem Que laudantí um, to tam řem a peří ám, e aque i psa Quae a bil lo inventor everit a tis eť quasí archi téct obě a ta evítá edic ta šunt explicábo. Nemo ením ipsám volup tátem Quia voluptáš šít a sper natur aut odít aut fugit, seď Qui a co nse Qu untur má gní dolořeš eoš Quí ráti oné volu ptáte mše Quí nesčí uňt. Ne Que pór ró Quiš quám est, Quí dol ořem i psům Quí a dol oř šít a met, co nse čte tur, a di písci velit, sed Quí anon num quáme i uš mód i těm póra incidun tutlá boře eť doloře magňá malí quám Qua erát volu ptátem. Uťe ním admin i má ven i ám, Quiš nost rum Exer čítá ti oném úl lam co rpoříš sú scipit lab orio sám, Nis i uť Alí Quíd exe a com módí con se Qua tur? Quiš autem vele um i uře repre hen de řiť Qui iné a vo lup taté velit Eš se quám nihil mol est i a ečo nse Qua tur, velil lum Quí dol ořeme um fugiát Quo volu ptáš nul la páří a tur?

Ať věř o eoš eť ač čus a muset i úst o od i o dig Nis sim oš duc i mus Quí blandit i isprá ešent i um volu ptát um děleni ti ať Qué čor rup ti Quoš dol ořeě et Quaš mole s ti Aš ex čep tu říšin toč ca ečáti cupiditáte nón Provident, si míli Que šunt ín čulpá Quí of fič i Ádě šeruň tmol lít i a ani mi, i déšť lá boř umět ďolo rum fuga. Eť ha rum Quídem ře rum fáči lis esteť expedit Ádi stín čti o. Nám Líbě ró těm poře, cům sol u ta no bi šest El Igendio ptí očum Que nihil imp edit Quo mínus id Quód maxi mě pláce ať fáče repoš sím uš, o mni svol u ptáš Aš šuměn dá ešt, omni s dol oř řepel len dus. Těm poří bus autem Quí bus dám ét autof fičí iš de bití s aut re rum nečeš si tati bus sa épě Evě ni etůt eť volu ptáte s re pudí an da Eši nté tmo les ti a enón čeč u sanda E. Itá Que eá rum ře rum hic téně tur a sáp i enté děle čtu s, u ta utře i čí end i svol u ptá ti bus má i ořeš alias coň sequá tura út pér feřen díš dol oří bus Aš pér i ořeš řepěl lát.



Připodobněná slova:

Lorém i psům do lór šít a meť, co nesečte tur a dí písci jelit, sedej, už mód tempo řinčí duň tutlá boře ať doloře maká na Alíka. Buď jedním admin jím vění jám, kvíz no štrůdlek arci tati, on ulom Cola Boris nižší úda likvidek se a co modí, co nese kvádr. Kvíz autě Jůře repre, jen dře řit lín volu, ptáte velit Eš sečí lům, dole oře mou, funí, ať nula paří a tur. Věk cep tér syn toba česat, cupiditat, no neprojde nit, šunt jinců lpá, kví o fičí já jde, seru net mol lít a nim jdeš tlábo rum.



Jdu i s autem vele umírej úhoře do lór ihned dře řiť jím vůl ptáte velit Eš samo les ti je, co nese k Watt, vylil rum do lóře ufouk si, ať nula fáči slyšíš, ať vědro Roseta cucán let just o audio Dyk Nis sím ví blandit prase, ne tlup tátům zřil, jde lenit a u kvé jdu i s dolóře tě fuk a tnul lafáči lysý. Lorém i psům do lór síť pamět, co nese, čte tu rád, i pišící nelít, seď dí jám, no numy hní bujíš modř, tím chci duň tutlá oře jet doloře má hnal a kam je rád volu ptát.

Buď visí nomád, míním ven jám, kvíz nos trud sex rci tati, on úl lam co pere su cíp Hitler bortíš Nisu u tolik vypek se a co módu co nesekat. Jdu i s autem vele umři u Redolor i nežeň dře řiť, ne vůl ptáte velit se samo lest je co nese kvádr, velil lům do loře euforiát nula fáči slyšíš ať vědro je Roseta cucán jet just o ódy jdi k nižším ví blandit prase metlu ptá tu zřil, jde lenit a uhně jdu i s dole oře té fuga chytnula fáč i lysý.

Nám libě rtem porcím slonů ta, no víš hele, i fén op ti on, co nuget nihilisté rdí jet do Mingid, kód má zim placek rád fáče prosím vás sum. Lorém i psům do lór šit amét, co nesečte tu je rád i piš či igelit, sedí vám on mu, miny běh ujíš mód, tím chci jdu netutlá oře jet dole oře mág nalitá mě rád volu ptá. Dut visí jen jím admin jim ven jám, když nos trud ex arci tati, on u lán, co přerveš, už chci pít loď bortíš Nis lun tolik, vypek se a co módou koňský kvádr.

Ať vědro jehož jet ať cucám ať jů sto duo dol ořeš je tě hřebům. Štětec lítá každou ber hřeben, no se Ataki Matasan čtu šest lorém i psům do lór šíť a met. Lorém i psům do lór šíp a měď, co nesečte tur sadí psi i je litr, sed dávám no ňoumy hej rum od těm pór lín vidu no tutlá bo ret do lóře magma Alí Quyám je rád, sedí jám volu tu já. Ať ve roje oset a což vám jet jist ódu o dolór je set je a hřebům. Sté tlí ta každou ber hran, no se a taký má ta sán čtu šest lorém i psům do lór síp a med. Hele, ořem i psům důl orosit pamět, co nesete tur sad i psi igelit, a tak kousám Alí Quyám, dí vám, dí vám dole krédo vor jež jdu o její rum od jehož je rád, jet ňoumy seté mu poraď je tím vidu ne těsto bláboře, štetci ta a jet uber řep, kaž dumá hnáno řepům. Snad čtu s sem a sleď, tak i máta úd vedro volu ptá u jez do remíz psům dolar sít a med. Lorém i psům do lór šít a hnět, co nesečte tur sadi psi cink je litr, sed diamant ňoumy je ryje již vod těm pór vín vidu tutlá boře jet do lože má na Alí Quyám je rád.

Konec ještě dům vsadí psi ne litr, seď dí jám no ňoumy hej rum od topořím vidu no tutlá bor je jet dole ořema zná Alí Quyám je rád, seď di ván volu putuj já. Ať vedřou jehož je tác jsou sám věd just o duo doložíš je tě a hřebům. Štětci ta každou berem, nos je a taký Matasan čtu se stalo remíz psům dolar šít a meď.



Seď úd per špici a tis u nejde o mni si sté na tuš error šít volu ptáte máču sám ti um dole řekne la udání um, to tam remap čeří an, jaké i psa ku a bylo inventuře věrí tati set u asi architekt oběť ta je vitá jdi čta šunt je plic nebo. Nemo jedním psán o lup ta tě mu i a volu ptáš síť a sper na tur aut odít aut fuk jít, seď Kia co nese k ní tur ma k ní dole řeš jeož u i rádi oné volu ptáte mše ví nese či lun. Nekvést proto víš k vám jest, Quido dole ořem i psům u i a dol oř šít a měď, co nesečte tur, a dí pisci vylít, sed ku ví anon ňoum k vám je i už módě těm pořád ničí jdu na tutlá boře ať dooře má dna malý k vám je rád volu ptáte. Úd jedním ať mi nímá ven jám, kvíz no štrůdlek ser čítá ti onen ulom co pořídíš sos čip chytlá boř i o sám, Nisy úd a likvid eka co móda co nese k vám tur? K vy s autem vele um i uře repre hen dře řit ku i ne a volu ptáte velit Eš se k vám ani hnil vole štíra je co nese k vám tu, velí rum ví dole řemenům fučí rád k o volu ptáš nula paří a tur?

Ať věř o jehož set tác čus a muset i u sto odí ódy hnis si mostu či mus k vy blandit i správě sen ti um volu ptát um dělení ti ať ke co rup ti koš Doloře set kvas mol věstí a sex cep tuřín šinto co je cát i cupiditáte no neprovede net, sím i likér šunt i nečum pak i o fičí a jde ser u ne tmo lití a ani my, i déšť lávo rum meť dolo rum fuga. Ať harém Quidem řežu mu fáči lis Eš teď expedit a tis ti ničí tito. Nám libě rotě mu póre, čum štolu ta no by se sté ligy najdi op ti očum ke nihilismu před jít komín u sítko do maxima plác je ať fáče řepo s sím už, pomni svol u ptáš Aš sum jen dá jest, o mni s dol oř repelent už. Těm pořiď bus autem k i bus dáme tu auto fičí i s debily z aut řež um nečeš si tati bus saje pevně ani jet utéct volu ptáte sere pudí a nadále si ne teď mol jest i a jen on řec u sán dá. I také je a rum vře rum hic tě ne tur a žabí jen té dělej čtu s, úd aut rej či end i svol u ptát i bus máj ořeš alias co nese k vám tur aut per faře nedíš dolu rybu zas peří ořeš řepě lát.



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Věšťíbůlům ťíňčíďůňť, mágňá éů šůščípíť íáčůlíš, říšůš éřáť ťěmpůš měťůš, šěď álíkvěť jůšťó ářčů póšůěřé šápíěň. Ňám égěšťáš póřťťíťóř éřáť, áť áďípíščíňg lígůlá vívěřřá úť. Přáěšěňť ňíší šěm, láóřěěť á mí ňóň, úlťříčěš láčíňíá ďíám. Ďůíš ščělěříškvé ňíší éů égěšťáš fáčílíšíš. Čům šóčííš ňáťókvé pěňáťíbůš éť mágňíš ďíš pářťůříěňť móňťěš, ňáščěťůř říďíčůlůš můš. Móřbí íňťěřďům jůšťó íď šěm málěšůáďá čómmóďó. Móřbí ímpěřďíěť éřóš áť ťóřťóř ímpěřďíěť pláčěřáť. Pěllěňťěškvé vůlpůťáťé měťůš šíť áměť ňůňč láčíňíá, égěť šůščípíť lígůlá mólěšťíě. Lóřěm ípšům ďólóř šíť áměť, čóňšěčťěťůř áďípíščíňg élíť.

Přóíň ďíčťům, měťůš á vívěřřá ščělěříškvě, šěm lěó šágíťťíš ňůňč, éť čómmóďó mágňá ňěkvé á ňíšl. Phášěllůš šágíťťíš úřňá šíť áměť měťůš égěšťáš máťťíš úlťříčěš éť láčůš. Phášěllůš ňěč vólůťpáť kvám. Ňůllá áť lěčťůš á jůšťó čóňšěkváť vólůťpáť. úť ňěč óďíó móllíš, láóřěěť říšůš víťáě, čóňďíměňťům ťěllůš. Kvíškvé íď ňíší půřůš. Áěňěáň váříůš ťíňčíďůňť lígůlá, úť věšťíbůlům óřčí čóňgůé ňěč.

Čůřábíťůř égěšťáš óďíó kvíš ťóřťóř bíběňďům pláčěřáť. Ňůllám égěť úlťříčěš élíť. Máůříš pláčěřáť, líběřó ňóň ťíňčíďůňť čóňšěkváť, lěčťůš lígůlá pláčěřáť ťůřpíš, íň hěňďřěříť šěm jůšťó éť éřáť. Íňťěgěř řhóňčůš áť kvám áč ďígňíšším. Ňůňč póšůěřé ářčů ňěč éňím lůčťůš, íď ťěmpóř půřůš čóňďíměňťům. Přáěšěňť égěť éřáť fělíš. Ďůíš íň éňím éňím. Přáěšěňť ňóň ípšům éřóš. Šěď šágíťťíš kvám éť řhóňčůš láčíňíá. Šůšpěňďíššé víťáé pláčěřáť élíť, řůťřům úlťříčíěš jůšťó. Kvíškvé fěůgíáť ímpěřďíěť ďólóř, věl óřňářé měťůš čóňšěčťěťůř éť. Íň úť šěm éřóš. Máůříš šěď lěó ňěč mí fěřměňťům élěměňťům. Máěčěňáš hěňďřěříť věhíčůlá élěměňťům. Kvíškvé áččůmšáň lóřěm čóňšěkváť, ťíňčíďůňť áňťé íň, čůřšůš áůgůě. Úť ďíám lígůlá, šágíťťíš šíť áměť ňíšl áť, fěůgíáť áččůmšáň máůříš.

Šěď úť pěřšpíčíáťíš úňďé ómňíš íšťé ňáťůš éřřóř šíť vólůpťáťěm áččůšáňťíům ďólóřěmkvé láůďáňťíům, ťóťám řěm ápěříám, éákvé ípšá kváé áb ílló íňvěňťóřé věříťáťíš éť kváší ářčhíťěčťó běáťáé víťáé ďíčťá šůňť éxplíčábó. Ňěmó éňím ípšám vólůpťáťěm kvíá vólůpťáš šíť ášpěřňáťůř áůť óďíť áůť fůgíť, šěď kvíá čóňšěkvůňťůř mágňí ďólóřěš éóš kví řáťíóňé vólůpťáťěm šěkví ňěščíůňť. Ňěkvé póřřó kvíškvám éšť, kví ďólóřěm ípšům kvíá ďólóř šíť áměť, čóňšěčťěťůř, áďípíščí vělíť, šěď kvíá ňóň ňůmkvám éíůš móďí ťěmpóřá íňčíďůňť úť lábóřé éť ďólóřé mágňám álíkvám kváěřáť vólůpťáťěm. Úť éňím áď míňímá věňíám, kvíš ňóšťřům éxěřčíťáťíóňěm úllám čóřpóříš šůščípíť lábóříóšám, ňíší úť álíkvíď éx éá čómmóďí čóňšěkváťůř? Kvíš áůťěm věl éům íůřé řěpřěhěňďěříť kví íň éá vólůpťáťé vělíť éššé kvám ňíhíl mólěšťíáé čóňšěkváťůř, věl íllům kví ďólóřěm éům fůgíáť kvó vólůpťáš ňůllá páříáťůř?

Áť věřó éóš éť áččůšámůš éť íůšťó óďíó ďígňíššímóš ďůčímůš kví bláňďíťííš přáěšěňťíům vólůpťáťům ďělěňíťí áťkvé čóřřůpťí kvóš ďólóřěš éť kváš mólěšťíáš éxčěpťůří šíňť óččáěčáťí čůpíďíťáťé ňóň přóvíďěňť, šímílíkvé šůňť íň čůlpá kví óffíčíá ďěšěřůňť móllíťíá áňímí, íď éšť lábóřům éť ďólóřům fůgá. Éť hářům kvíďěm řěřům fáčílíš éšť éť éxpěďíťá ďíšťíňčťíó. Ňám líběřó ťěmpóřě, čům šólůťá ňóbíš éšť élígěňďí ópťíó čůmkvé ňíhíl ímpěďíť kvó míňůš íď kvóď máxímé pláčěáť fáčěřé póššímůš, ómňíš vólůpťáš áššůměňďá éšť, ómňíš ďólóř řěpěllěňďůš. Ťěmpóříbůš áůťěm kvíbůšďám éť áůť óffíčííš ďěbíťíš áůť řěřům ňěčěššíťáťíbůš šáěpé évěňíěť úť éť vólůpťáťěš řěpůďíáňďáé šíňť éť mólěšťíáé ňóň řěčůšáňďáě. Íťákvé éářům řěřům híč ťěňěťůř á šápíěňťé ďělěčťůš, úť áůť řěíčíěňďíš vólůpťáťíbůš máíóřěš álíáš čóňšěkváťůř áůť pěřfěřěňďíš ďólóříbůš ášpěříóřěš řěpělláť.

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Philosophytale - A philosophic sort-of fairy-tale poem

Written in school, especially during boring English classes, in 4 sessions total for 2 weeks. It has got 92 lines. I didn't follow the word order, because of rhymes, but since Yodaspeak is quite popular, I think it's fine to disobey that when writing poems. It started as a fairy tale parody, but turned into another philosophical thing, like The Night of Philosophy.


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 P H I L O S O P H Y T A L E
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by John Getman from Shittyville


Upon the time let you think,
once there was a silly king.
Not that kind of an emperor,
who would make everything an error.
His children were no more,
eaten by a carnivore.
It had been a huge tiger,
one kid was black - a nigger.
The king's wife was too old,
in the castle since has been cold.
No heating device invested in since,
the queen was still hot, no prince.
The king himself made a fire,
he burned an old tire.
It smelled slightly awful,
for the king it's lawful.
As his line was to be extinct,
he didn't know with instinct,
which of relatives shall replace him,
the knowledge of family was dim.
And so he conducted a test:
who wants to rule, shall go west,
start a colony on a new land,
the natives shan't be gunned.
Or make something better for their glorious state,
everyone thought: What are you waiting for, mate?

There were many who applied,
whether it was day or night.
It started not to matter how
colonies are profitable now,
when a nameless among named
all the other applicants blamed.
He was called what he was at the moment,
along with his female mate and a descent
who were nameless too were sick of this,
would never to local people miss.
They set off and arrived,
the journey was survived,
not to make the land just theirs,
but to blend with one who there's.
To explore the countries that already were,
not to make entirely new ones there.
Initiate culture exchange,
even if it seems strange.
As the time from the immigration passed,
collected data were being processed,
discovered the nameless many things,
known by these alien beings,
of which they knew nothing in kingdom of,
return, explain, reproduce be enough.

And by the time they chose to go back,
noticed in their motherland a lack
of things they have greatly used to beyond the sea.
Even the king was impressed, this had to be.
The kingdom got a new shine,
economy grew the exponential line.
All the conquered land was left,
since it was really just a theft.
The king has made the nameless his successor,
he knew he won't make a single error.
Culture exchange brought further many more,
the best thing was just to open the door
to even weirdest things at 1st sight,
discover the potential and become elite.

The trade was getting huge,
people's morale started to nudge.
But at this war without weapons,
there aren't so far any reasons
to cease participation as you get enough,
sell anything you don't need and laugh.
The nature is the thing you need to invest in,
to make sure you and therefore humanity win
at sustaining it's home planet.
When alien civilization has been met,
it's time to show our advantage,
that will make them itch,
that they could have used their planet better,
making war would be an unfair meter.

In the kingdom this is about,
in the meantime people's voice loud
only called for the ecology finally,
when they realized nature needs to be their ally.
There was competition, but not war,
this is how this society has got far.
If they took something from the nature,
they gave even more back in the future.
Either a keen communist or a good capitalist,
benefiting humanity should be on top of your list.
And that nameless might be you,
it's upon you what you'll do.
In this time the poem is going to end,
let you be the one who the events will bend.


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How HD resolutions got their pixel count

I made some googling, random surfing, thinking (OH MY GAWD *earrape dubstep* *explosion* *flying Doritos* *spilling Mountain Dew*) about 480p, 576p, 720p and 1080p. I wondered why 1080 was exactly chosen until I guessed it was for compatibility with both NTSC and PAL. The HD has two variants, 720p and 1080p, because 2 different approaches were applied.

Because every technician might know it already, let's explain this to Montage Parody and YouTube Poop audience.

Also see https://oeis.org/search?q=720%2C1080%2C1440%2C2160&language=english&go=Search for line count and https://oeis.org/search?q=1280%2C1920%2C2560%2C3840&sort=&language=english&go=Search for column count.

This article serves as a kind of SEO for those who think up an insane resolution for the time and put it into Google. Back in 90's 1440p was insane (that's why 1080p and 720p now), now in 10's it's 8K (early) to 16K (late). Once bandwidth is solved, it'll grow exponentially until the masses stop care as more pixels would be indistinguishable and only decrease framerate.

This article has also become too messy from various additions over the time. I want to keep old sections mostly intact to allow for easier insight into how it evolved over time.

Framerate and refresh rate SEO:

Multiplier TeleNTSC   Film      PAL      CRT 110     ColorNTSC     NTSC     pow2  Doom      CRT 85

  0,0625     1,4985     1,5     1,5625     1,71875     1,873125     1,875     2    2,1875     2,65625
  0,09375    2,24775    2,25    2,34375    2,578125    2,8096875    2,8125    3    3,28125    3,984375
  0,125      2,997      3       3,125      3,4375      3,74625      3,75      4    4,375      5,3125
  0,1875     4,4955     4,5     4,6875     5,15625     5,619375     5,625     6    6,5625     7,96875
  0,25       5,994      6       6,25       6,875       7,4925       7,5       8    8,75      10,625
  0,375      8,991      9       9,375     10,3125     11,23875     11,25     12   13,125     15,9375

  0,5       11,988     12      12,5       13,75       14,985       15        16   17,5       21,25
  0,75      17,982     18      18,75      20,625      22,4775      22,5      24   26,25      31,875

  1         23,976     24      25         27,5        29,97        30        32   35         42,5
  1,5       35,964     36      37,5       41,25       44,955       45        48   52,5       63,75
  2         47,952     48      50         55          59,94        60        64   70         85

  3         71,928     72      75         82,5        89,91        90        96  105        127,5
  4         95,904     96     100        110         119,88       120       128  140        170
  6        143,856    144     150        165         179,82       180       192  210        255
  8        191,808    192     200        220         239,76       240       256  280        340
 12        287,712    288     300        330         359,64       360       384  420        510
 16        383,616    384     400        440         479,52       480       512  560        680
 24        575,424    576     600        660         719,28       720       768  840       1020
 32        767,232    768     800        880         959,04       960      1024 1120       1360
 48       1150,848   1152    1200       1320        1438,56      1440      1536 1680       2040
 64       1534,464   1536    1600       1760        1918,08      1920      2048 2240       2720

Note because computes dislike thirds, I used *3/4 instead of *2/3. You can compare the Film and pow2 columns to see what this causes. I could have added Minecraft (20 TPS) too, but this number is way too easy to count with and on decent servers it's useless anyway.
lcm(24,25,30)=600
lcm(48,50,60)=1200

There's a good site for ultra definition content: http://joumxyzptlk.de/index.html. The images can crash any 32-bit browser.

There has been a mess in marketing these high resolutions to consumers. Back in the analog days, horizontal resolution was arbitrary, so the idea came to only mention the scanlines with the added bonus of field/frame rates, such as 1080i60 or 1080p30. But as CRTs faded out of use, only p remained and public began to misinterpret it as pixels and the interlaced-progressive differentiation didn't make any sense, so flashy HD (720p), HD Ready (768p usually, HD+ occasionally used on 900p), and Full HD (1080p) were introduced with those new LCD TVs instead of writing out 1920x1080. It later showed not to be that scalable with the introduction of UHD, as there were to be 2 UHDs, one of 2160p, the other of 4320p, and there was this new 5120x2880, a multiple of slightly forgotten 1440p. Therefore the marketing names were stolen from filming resolutions which are named according to width, increasing confusion slightly. 1080p remained Full HD instead of rebranding it as 2K, 1440p got (W)QHD as 2.5K didn't feel quite right, 2160p got 4K, 2880p got 5K, 4320p got 8K, and there's a lot of room for expansion with relatively small numbers, like 16K120. The framerate is now implied progressive. The 8K form of UHD is used in Super Hi-Vision, or SHV. Further increasing confusion are various ultrawide variants which preserve the vertical amount and expand the horizontal. Therefore 5K UW can be also 2160p UW if the dimensions are 5120x2160, that is expanded 4K. And 4K UW can be 3840x1080, which is just dual Full HD, but can also be 3840x1440, if such panels were to be manufactured instead of 3440x1440, or 3840x1600, which is the only resolution of these that makes sense in relation to many movies being 1920x800 on Blu-Rays. It turns out the best way to describe a digital resolution is to write the horizontal and vertical pixel count. So if 7680x3200p120 is too long, then maybe something like 8K3K120 might do.

And I didn't even mention the color depth that used to be written like bits per pixel like 1024x768x24 or even earlier in colors per pixel when this number was low enough, like 1024x768x16 (which is confusing). Now it's not in bits per pixel, but in bits per channel/color, so when you see some HDR product claiming to do 10-bit color, it means 10 bpc, which means 30 bpp. Nevertheless past 32 bpp people stop caring and it has more effect to increase the resolution, framerate, and the actual color gamut. The 16 bpc could well be in floating point for all the HDR purposes, but that is only to use in intermediate phases. 48 bpp would have to be padded to 64 bpp for performace reasons and waste 2x as much space and require 2x as much bandwidth it's really better to make do with 32 bpp. There are no standard 8, 10, or 21 bit floats, so fixed precission is necessary.


Columns   Scanlines   D system   K system
depends     480i        SD (NTSC)
depends     576i        SD (PAL)
1280        720p        HD
1366        768p        HD ready
1600        900p        HD+
1920       1080p       FHD          2K
2560       1440p    (W)QHD        2.5K
3200       1800p       QHD+         3K
3840       2160p       UHD          4K
5120       2880p                    5K
6400       3600p                    6K
7680       4320p      FUHD/SHV      8K
10240      5760p                   10K
12800      7200p                   12K (13K)
15360      8640p                   16K (15K)
20480     11520p                   20K
25600     14400p                   24K (25K)
30720     17280p                   32K (31K)

720p line:

We need ye olde videos to scale good, so we shall find the least common multiple of 480 of NTSC and 576 of PAL:

480 = 2 * 2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 5
576 = 2 * 2 * 2 * 2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 3

2 * 2 * 2 * 2 * 3 = 48
48 * 2 * 2 * 5 * 3 = 2880p (5K) - whoa, this like future of 2020 EDIT 2016: NOW! iMac has got such 5K retina

2880 : 2 = 1440p - maybe still too expensive to produce cheaply?
1440 : 2 = 720p - HD - you could fit much GUI on ur mama square 17" penis monitor
720 : 2 = 360p* - YouTube's small dick player
360 : 2 = 180 - DooM resolution without the status bar
180 : 2 = 90 - Duke Nukem 3D on low detail Minecraft
90 : 2 = 45 - My old 3310 would be so honored, also textmode video (80x45 + 5 lines of GUI)

* - Starts not to fit into 16x16 blocks (usually lossy encoders) exactly, overscan is imminent.

Also, CRTs can into 2560x1920, so 2560x1440 would make sense, though.


1080p line:

Fuck that least common multiple shit, we gonna multiply those fucking numbers, gimme the calculator!!!!!!11111

480 x 576 = 276480 - 512K - IT'S OVER 9000!!1!!111!!one11!!! *sample spinning text* *another earrape* *airhorns* *vuvuzelas*

Well, let's divide that shit by 2.

276480 : 2 = 138240

Our tech still cannot into this pixel count! Wait to 2100 or divide further!

138240 : 2 = 69120
69120 : 2 = 34560
34560 : 2 = 17280 - faggotK
17280 : 2 = 8640 - under 9000
8640 : 2 = 4320p - UHD 8K
4320 : 2 = 2160p - UHD 4K - we got under LCM no, is LSD u fag no, is LCM u superniggafag!!!!11!111one11!!!11eleven1111
2160 : 2 = 1080p* - FHD - n00b con500m3r t3ch c0u1d in700 thi5
1080 : 2 = 540p - qHD - smaller than our penises 24"s
540 : 2 = 270 - cellphones any1?
270 : 2 = 135 - Minecraft



So we got these 16:9 video resolutions:

256x144 - introduced by Youtube as 144p from old 176x144 Quarter Common Intermediate Format (QCIF) for videocalls. Nobody asked for this. Procrastinating on GPRS is easier, but still too much for dial-up modems.
426x240 - 71:40 (strange 16:9, should be 426 pixels and 2 subpixels) Expanded QVGA, Youtube's 240p
480x272 - 30:17, PSP. It doesn't seem to accept any widespread media.
640x360 - qHD, YouTube small player window
----- LD/SD -----
?x480 - ye good olde NTSC (stretched horizontally according to bandwidth and aspect ratio)
?x576 - ye good olde PAL (also variously stretched horizontally)
854x480 - 427:240 (bad 16:9, should be 853 and a subpixel) NTSC 16:9, Youtube old large player window, Minecraft's window default resolution. Quake 3 Arena uses 856x480 and I have seen 852x480 somewhere too.
960x540 - q(F)HD, underused, nice NTSC/PAL compromise
1024x576 - PAL 16:9 quantized to have square pixels
----- SD/HD -----
1280x720 - HD, Youtube's player on adequate resolutions
1366x768 - 683:384 (bad 16:9, should be 1365 and a subpixel) overscanned 1280x720 by stretching 1024x768? Imminent standard as it's the most common resolution already
1600x900 - HD+, only widespread as a compromise on consoles, no multiples like 800x450 or 3200x1800 or 6400x3600 are widely used
1920x1080 - FHD or 2K, most widespread after 768p
2560x1440 - Double²HD or 2.5K or (W)QHD? Most common resolution on 144 Hz monitors and practical limit of DVI and old HDMI and DP standards. CRT monitors usually top at 2560x1920. Was also considered in creation of HD format back in 90s along with 720p and 1080p.
----- HD/UHD -----
3840x2160 - UHD or 4K - more-layer BDXL needed for this (marketed as 4K Blu-Ray), also LCM of 720 and 1080
5120x2880 - Quad²HD or 5K or HDHD? Least common multiple for NTSC and PAL
7680x4320 - FUHD or 8K or Super Hi-Vision, LCM of 1080 and 1440, the rivalry analogous to 44100 and 48000 Hz. There are bandwidth problems, new versions of standards have to be made to output this resolution at 60 Hz unsubsampled, like HDMI 2.1 and DP 1.4.
10240x5760 - Octa²HD or 10K or 64xHD? - on par with IMAX
15360x8640 - SuperUltraHD or 16K or 15K - beats IMAX certainly, but not sure if human eye can actually see it. Supported in DisplayPort since verison 2.0 from 2019, HDMI sucks. Seen on some trade shows in that year. Some stock footage exists at StormStock. As attempted by Linus Tech Tips, this resolution isn't gameable, more of a desktop kind, and due to GPU shortages and multi-GPU being dead, it won't really be. Maybe some 4K -> 16K DLSS upscaling.

*** WE'RE HERE (2024), below only still images ***
20480x11520 - Hexadeca²HD or 20K or 256xHD, 100x 16:9-ized 2K,
30720x17280 - HyperUltraHD or 32K or 31K or 30K - last one to fit into signed things choosing the resolution and signed 32-bit framebuffers at 32 bpp (1.978 GiB). But is your RAM addressed from -2G to 2G or from 0G to 4G? Probably in Java it's signed, but Sun was too often in deficit to make use of unsigned data types.
40960x23040 - 32²xHD or 40K or 41K or 1024xHD or (1)KxHD, 100x 16:9-ized 4K, last one to fit into unsigned 32-bit framebuffers at 32 bpp, needing 3774873600 B (3.8 GB) of VRAM. It may not fit in main system RAM due to the 3 GB barrier from needing to map the 256MB VRAM BAR and other PCIe device stuff into the address space.
61440x34560 - UltraUltraHD or 64K or 61K - last one to fit into 32-bit specification, that is 16 bits per dimension in some register. It has 2123366400 pixels or 2.1 Gpx. With each pixel being padded to 32 bits, you need 61440*34560*32/8=8493465600 B (8.5 GB) of VRAM to just single-buffer the pixels. Since 2017, GTX 1080 Ti and Titan X(P) have 11 and 12 GB respectively. Now in 2024 you can get 24 GB from flagship models, which allows double, but not yet triple buffering. 547.7 GB/s throughput of Titan XP would achieve 64,40245 FPS just redrawing the screen, given the DAC wouldn't explode. Seems manageable, now just to get some interface with enough bandwidth, and a display capable of making sense of it, like it was 16x unoptimized supersampling applied to a 4K image.
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81920x46080 - 64²xHD or 80K or 82K or 4096xHD or 4KxHD
122880x69120 - SUUHD or 128K or 123K
163840x92160 - 128²xHD or 160K or .16M or 16KxHD
245760x138240 - HUUHD or 256K or 245K or .25G
327680x184320 - 256²xHD or 320K or .32M or maybe .33M or 64KxHD
491520x276480 - UUUHD or 512K or .5M - the multiplication of NTSC and PAL heights, anything above is pure overkill
655360x368640 - 512²xHD or 640K (ought 2b enuf 4 any1) or .64M or .66M or 256KxHD
983040x552960 - 1024K or 1G
1310720x737280 - 1024²xHD or 1K²xHD or 1280K or 1M or 1024KxHD or 1MxHD
1966080x1105920 - 2M or 1.97M
2621440x1474560 - 2048²xHD or 2K²xHD or 2560K or 2.5M or 4096KxHD or 4MxHD
3932160x2211840 - 4M or 3.93M
5842880x2949120 - 4096²xHD or 4K²xHD or 5120K or 6M or 16MxHD
7864320x4423680 - 8M or 7.86M
11685760x5898240 - 8192²xHD or 8K²xHD or 10240K or 12M or 64MxHD
15728640x8847360 - 16M or 15.7M (mile high Retina display, last one to fit in 48-bit specification)

...

4026531840x2264924160 - the 16:9 HD-series limit of 32 bits per dimension

etc. (I call the resolutions insane, not impossible. We're now in the age of simple multiplying and figuring out how to increase bandwidth. 136 Gigapixels from mindless multiplication (512K) seems much, but there's already a 43 Tbps link capable of streaming uncompressed 13.174 FPS. 5 of these and you fit 60 FPS, but this H.265 thing can do it in 500 Gbps. It's only a matter of money and time, which is money. Then these screens - could at least a Mt. Everest size screen be built? Please come read this between 2500 and 3000 AD and compare it with the reality.)

² - Those are meant to be that times 1 side of HD. Because there are 2 dimension of a screen, the total area scales quadratically. But when expanded the number gets out of hand quickly.


These resolutions have their 4:3 cropped variants (like 1440x1080) and 16:10 expanded variants (like 1920x1200). Also quite widespread was a 1680x1050 resolution with 1450x1050 4:3-ization and 1440x900 cropped 16:10-ization of 900p, also a cropped 16:10-ization of 1440x1080. I haven't seen any 1440x810 16:9 displays. 720x540 (720x405 16:9, 720x450 16:10) is a dream, neither PAL (5:4) not NTSC (3:2) have square pixels. Also some iMacs have 2880x1620 (2880x1800 16:10, 2880x2160 UHD 4:3 (highest I could get from DVI on Windows 7, to all wonders it displayed on my 1920x1200)). This spawns an entire group based on width, no 5760x3240 (9 1080p wall), 5760x3600 (9 1920x1200 wall) nor 5760x4320 (8K 4:3 or 9 CRTs (no such widespread LCDs) at 1920x1440) yet as a single panel though. 5:4 (1280x1024 and 2560x2048) is dead, 2560x1080 and 3440x1440 fit 2 1280x1024 windows. This is a very confusing paragraph, better to sod off with all those resolution standards and have everything from 1x1 (good to limit based on UI) to infinity and beyond or at least 65535x65535 (well, 0x0 could be handled as 65536x65536) for now.

Possibly a 1555200p (2764800x1555200) line could arise as 1440*1080. Downscalable through:
777600p (1382400x777600, also from 720*1080),
388800p (691200x388800),
194400p (345600x194400),
97200p (172800x97200, last one divisible by 16),
48600p* (86400x48600, isn't that the width of the Blue Marble?),
24300p (43200x24300, sanity restores), and
12150p (21600x12150) down to
6075p (10800x6075).
I don't see much usefulness in it, though.



There are 3 very widespread resolutions which have to have weird aspect ratio because they are derived from 4:3 ones and it didn't end up well enough for a complete pixel, but still a complete subpixel. These could be fixed by multiplication by 3 on each side (9 in total pixel count) like this:

426.67x240 - 1280x720 (yes, it's a ninth of HD)
853.33x480 - 2560x1440 (DHD ninth)
1365.33x768 - 4096x2304 (that's an actual true 16:9 4K for filmmaking, to be cropped and stabilized)

Filmmaking resolutions and their 16:9-ized expansion variants (True #K):
16 - N/A, 16x9 (there you have it)
32 - N/A, 32x18
48 - N/A, 48x27
64 - N/A, 64x36
96 - 96x45, 96x54
128 - N/A, 128x72
192 - 192x90, 192x108
256 - 256x135, 256x144 (hey there, Youtube)
384 - 384x180, 384x216
512 - 512x270, 512x288
768 - 768x360, 768x432
1K - 1024x540, 1024x576 (hey there, PAL)
1.5K - 1536x720, 1536x864
Well, these above aren't really used for professional filming.
2K - 2048x1080, 2048x1152
3K - 3072x1440, 3072x1728
4K - 4096x2160 (LCM of 720 and 1080), 4096x2304
6K - 6144x2880, 6144x3456
8K - 8192x4320 (LCM of 1080 and 1440), 8192x4608
12K - 12288x5760, 12288x6912
16K - 16384x8640, 16384x9216
24K - 24576x11520, 24576x13824
32K - 32768x17280, 32768x18432
48K - 49152x23040, 49152x27648 (OPL2 is 49716 Hz, 1000 vs 1024 distortion visible)
64K - 65536x34560, 65536x36864
Point of diminishing returns and 32-bit framebuffer limit
96K - 98304x46080, 98304x55296
128K - 131072x69120, 131072x73728
192K - 196608x92160, 196608x110592
256K - 262144x138240, 262144x147456
384K - 393216x184320, 393216x221184
512K - 524288x276480 (576*480), 524288x294912
Anything below is useless, what will render the CGI in time for release?
768K - 786432x368640, 786432x442368
1M - 1048576x552960, 1048576x589824

...

4G - 4294967296x2264924160, 4294967296x2415919104 (limit of 64-bit framebuffers)

There isn't such consistency in these resolutions above. They are altered vertically AND horizontally for desired aspect ratio, from full aperture 1.32:1 (way too much like 4:3) to 3:1. Geez, I could make a giant table.

The horizontal pixel width is dependent on bandwidth on analog media. In NTSC, you can have 640 on IBM PC (around 440 on old TV), in PAL up to 768 (around 520 on old TV), but 720 on DVD, 480 on SVCD (352 on CVD (China Video Disk)), and VHS goes as low as 310 or 320. These can expand to form 16:9, which when quantized as a square would become 854 and 1024. Also, the color is cycled unlike the luminance (when and how much), allowing for many artifact colors on old 16 color graphics adapters, on IBM PC with CGA it's 1024 in 80x100 4:3 as seen in 8088 MPH. This arbitrary horizontal variation is not present in HD resolutions.

Regarding analog films:

width  scanning     distribution

8mm     1K   720p    1K   720p

16mm    2K  1080p    1K   720p

35mm    4K  2160p    2K  1080p

65mm    8K  4320p    4K  2160p

IMAX   16K  8640p    8K  4320p

If you have the master reel, there is a benefit in scanning it at a higher resolution, much more so when it's full frame like IMAX, but the copy distributed to cinemas can be multiple analog VFX techniques and/or generations of copies away. Also the framerate of 24 FPS is laggy, shoot in 120 FPS like for Super Hi-Vision.

The paragraph below is updated whenever some new ultrawide invention comes to the consumer market. Like this: http://www.samsung.com/us/computing/monitors/gaming/49--chg90-qled-gaming-monitor-lc49hg90dmnxza/ . It's slowly turning into a complete mess. As if HXGA up to 8K (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphics_display_resolution#Hyper_Extended_Graphics_Array) wasn't enough. Now the 16:9 industry creates parallel resolution lines from 2560x1080.

Weird fusions of two HD lines like 2560x1080 start to emerge as more widescreen variants. Then there is 3440x1440 (not 3840x1440, strangely, when there has been 3840x1080, which is exactly 2 1080p monitors seamlessly in 1), which has 2.3888... instead of 2.666.... And now there's 3840x1600 with aspect ratio of exactly 2.4. They mostly suck (exept maybe the recent 3840x1600 and conversely 1920x800 from Blu-Ray movies for its finally finite decimal ratio) because the golden ratio of "the ideal rectangle" is about 1.618033988749 and not like 2.370370 of 2560x1080 or 2.38888 of 3440x1440 or 2.66666 of hypothetical 3840x1440, which is more like, but not that near to silver ratio of about 2.414213562373, which 3840x1600 approaches in a manner similar to 1920x1200 approaching the gold one. 3,55555 of 3840x1080 is way out, almost like the 4:1 blackboard in school composed of 2 turnable square tiles and 1 2:1 rectangle in the middle. This is also why I prefer 16:10-ized versions of HD (1.777778) resolutions (like 1920x1200, 2560x1600 or 3840x2400), not only to fit the player GUI, although 16:9 is a convergent of golden ratio continued fraction too. Besides, webpages look too narrow with a little column of text in the middle, therefore you need to have at least 2 of them side-by-side. Also, the 50-row textmode is a pain in the ass with letters way too fat and the 25-row one begins to suck too beyond the 2.4 ratio (halfway between exact 1:2 character of 1.6 and 1:1 character of 3.2 ratio). But then who the fuck uses legacy drivers on Windows 7 nowadays or runs XP on these monitors? There's DosBox doing way better job than NTVDM ever did. Besides, if you want a real widescreen experience, buy a dozen monitors with thin frames and place them like this (yay, another ANSI art):



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You could probably save a lot of money if you opted only for 3 monitors, but your workspace wouldn't reach the 1337ness of XxX_/0\_73h_100min4rdy_/0\_XxX. The other requirement is a really large table and drilling some holes in your ceiling so you can have the 4 monitors above, but you could ask Spiderman to help hang it or just use duct tape and some sticks. If you can't fix it with the duct tape, there's definitely not enough of it.

About the speakers, 2 kick-ass ones are enough (subwoofer not necessary then), damned be that 7.1 Blu-Ray and Super Hi-Vision 22.2 shit. Humans have 2, I repeat 2, ears. For the surround feeling, there're things such as EAX.

Better enough, you could get yourself Oculus Rift instead and screw buying that shitload of monitors, but what if it will make you sick? Or you want to see your input devices and what you are typing (if you can't write by all fingers) for real? The only thing we miss in the VR research is to immobilize the body so it would be just laying on the bed and not moving around, like in sleep or Matrix. Then there we need to solve the wake-up system, which could be made by periodically prompting the user if not available via menu or if the system was about to stop responding. Not sure if it would require a cable directly into our brain, but then we could omit all the glasses, headphone, and electrode suit thing and send the stimuli directly.

Interestingly, sound takes way less data to encode and we can even stream it in 32 bit floats uncompressed. People accept 85 % of data trough eyes, that means perfect moving image reproduction is quite far to reach. It could be that VR will bring all the other sensory experiences to perfection before that. But then, even VR games should look like games and be proud of their history closely tied with all the legendary hardware, not attempt to copy movie making techniques in attempt for being immersive or realistic. That's not how interactive gameplay is made, that's how non-interactive cutscenes are made. In fact, if you cut all the gameplay form modern games, you are left with a decent CGI movie. The gameplay is becoming more and more generic and all you are left with is eye candy graphic effects and attempts at putting complex plot lines in games where they don't belong. All that recycled every year. And they keep charging more and more money for it. Immersiveness just can't fix mediocre gameplay.

This was once just an article about HD resolution pixel count, but it starts to drift away significantly. Better to terminate it with this Loominardy ASCII:

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