Shittyville Map

Scheißendorfkarte
Shittyville Map
Mapa Zásřevu/Hovnic/Hovnovsi

Imaginary town map, where parts of Getman's Adventures take place. The entrance is located somewhere in Prague in the triangle of historical centers of Záběhlice (called Fortgehen by Shittyvilles), Hostivař (Gästekoch) and Strašnice (Bubudorf, Furchtdorf) and leads to Zeitplatz and Zentralpark. All of these Prague quarters were one time only villages, but have been since integrated as the Prague itself expanded and swallowed those. The road that leads to the real world has number i and runs west along route 666 that goes straight in North-South direction, for ease of reaching 88 mph. The Shitport (Scheißhaven) lies south from the Shittyville by the mouth of Shitriver (Scheißenfluss), separated by Shitwoods (Scheißwald). Shittyville along with Shitport is a little country inbetween the Kingdom of Czech and German fairy tales (West) and Kingdom of Russian and Ukrainian fairy tales (East). It roughly resembles Slovakia or Moravia extended to Adriatic sea.

Allied states from real world:
Liberland - Has a closely related political regime
Germany - Shittyville was there
Poland - Polish is also spoken in Shittyville
Czechia - There are portals
Slovakia - This was Czechoslovakia too

Real countries not spoken with:
USA - Think they rule the entire Earth
France - Not willing to speak English outside Paris and Riviera
Austria - Convinced Germany to abolish nuclear energy
North Korea - Thinks Shittyville is too capitalist
ISIS - Shittyville's mayor's more like Sufi and that's not Islam

Conquered countries (as mentioned in Getman's Adventures):
City State of Chicago (2226) - Mandate in Factionless state-in-state I created ended and diplomatic relations were set, leaving this allied with people awaiting my return like Jesus.
Panem (2230) - Getman was reaching Capitol but Katniss with others was faster, since then it's only an ally, too.

Annexed territories (to be written about):
Detroit (2227, there be ruins)
A crater on Mars (2234)
Hogwarts Island (1988, tested Getmobile MK-I flying, it was very glitched (no MissingNo.), Voldemort deleted my MoM entry, but the magic knew right)
some minor real (e)states



Gezeichnet in sehr langweilige Schulstunden.
Drawn during very boring school classes.
Načmáráno při velmi nudných školních hodinách.

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Scheißendorf / Shittyville / Hovnice / Zasrjew:

Scheißhaven / Shitport / Hovnistav / Zasrjistaw:

Scheißstaat / Shitstate / Hovnozem / Zasrjiska:
Bei offiziel: Der Scheißendorfstadtstaat
Officially: The Ctiy State of Shittyville
Oficiálně: Městský stát Hovnovesský

If someone is curious how Scheißendorf (Zasrjew) looked like in reality before it was "wotbagrowane" (dredged away), here's a 4K (Windows XP scrolled screen on 1920x1200) shot from Google Earth with an overlaid map part image from Sorbian Wikipedia:

You see a lot of roads changed, plus the map might be imprecise. I've aligned it only to 2 roads in upper right part. You can see the name being changed to Rosendorf, just because Shittyville would sound offensive and wouldn't pass in America, and neither Sheißendorf was acceptable to brand-united Deutschland. To this day, the canal between Sedlitzer and Partwitzer See has the name Rosendorfer Kanal, as read from OpenStreetMap. The light purplish-blue line is the border between Brandenburg and Sachsen, roughly separating Upper and Lower Lausatia. It still runs by the historical cadastre (land register), but it's not that problematic as in Serbian-Croatian border disputes.