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2014-05-13

Why Frozen is not that epic for me as an adolescent or The escalation from a movie impression to the questions of life


Frozen gets translated to Czech as "Ledové království", meaning Ice Kingdom. When I watched it (ofc pir8 fhd brrip, fuck theaters), I kind of expected an epic final battle with the Hell or something like Antarctica settlement and global warming prevention in the fairy tale's world. Even cooling the Venus down for people to settle it would be a use for the heat absorbing superpowers. Oh, I forgot, it was inspired by Andersen's Snow Queen, not Narnia to include a mass battle between Devils and the Kingdom of Elsa at the end. Anyway, think of the epic effects animators could make as the fire is meeting with the temperatures nearing 0 K coming from Elsa's hands. Those explosions, flames, hits, crystals of frozen sulfur, nitrogen and oxygen, not just water. Elsa could even supply liquid nitrogen for manufacturing cooling systems for PCs. I guess Disney didn't make it epic in that way because of FUCKING KIDS AND THEIR FUCKING MOTHERS PREVENTING THEM TO FUCKING SEE FUCKING VIOLENCE! What about Minecraft, Pokémon, Harry Potter, Narnia, Hunger Games/Catching Fire/Mockingjay, Divergent/Insurgent/Allegiant/Four, Assasin's Creed, FlatOut, Need for Speed, WoW, Starcraft, LoL, Counter-Strike, Quake, Doom, and many other movies, books and games? They were series of our childhood, some of those of later production date, some of early. Even Chess is a fight. Why do parents cheat their children with illusions of a peaceful world they were FUCKING NOT born into? Nature is a bitch. Karma is a bitch, too. People are not friendly if they have a profit for it. Deaths happen daily. Freedom is indirectly proportional to safety. You all know that Benjamin Franklin quote that people don't deserve safety if they give up their freedom. The Universe is NOT a paradise. It is not a vacation. It is in fact hell and the vacation is death (or nirvana, Buddhists). That hell fairy tales are talking allegorically about. It is separate from the Universe (containing also the Earth, Heaven and Hell are considered separate dimensions or universes, you uneducated fucks) because people don't want to admit they actually live in the Hell. After death, people not leave. Some of their mass will be later used to form another human, that will become alive. Mass and energy preservation law.

After a month, I don't know why exactly has this lied in drafts. It's mot that bad article, as I readed it again. Anyway, I don't consider myself childish anymore, because I've had my 4th power of 2 birthday month before writing this paragraph.

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