1st Year Anniversary

As you might have read above in the blog description, this blog started on 4.1.2014. And you can see the date of this post above the title saying 04/01/2015 or something later than that, because I never finish thing when I planned to do so. That means this blog has been operating already 1 whole year! It wasn't seized by some government nor shut down by Google. It's probably too uninteresting to be noted by even government agencies.

On 30/12/2014 I spotted this site surpassed 3000 total pageviews. There were 3008 of them at the time I logged in. The following image shows from where all the views from the previous month are.

Pornsomething and cat coloring. What the fuck? Here won't ever be any porn, at most self-drawn hentai. But at 1st I need to learn how to draw it. Sometime there might be an ecchi drawing of May Aurora, but it would be spoiling too much from my now-64kB beginning of a lame story, which might be out not before 1st 16-core desktop processors (I mean Core i9 series), if ever.

There goes some sane searching and a East Slavic website. I'm not able to distinguish between Russian, Belorussian and Bulgarian at 1st sight. Ukrainian has got ï, which is too obvious for me.

In a meantime, I'll have reached 4000 pageviews (have 3800). I've gotten a shitload visits from Ukraine (almost 600, total over 900) and not even 200 from the US from Christmas until Angst der Eilenden Zwerge release. Sane searching increases. Chrome rules the browsers. Microsoft got overrun by Google, closed-source IE didn't stand a chance against we-want-it-now HTML5 implementation, it still has the worst score on html5test.com. That's why M$ will pack HTML5 and all the legacy support in IE and distribute it mainly to companies on Windows Server or Embedded and create a new browser only for HTML5 and upwards, so it wouldn't take ages to load. Who the hell still needs ActiveX and Silverlight anyway? I'm lucky to have the 64-bit IE 10 left from Windows 7, therefore I can't use it on my 32-bit XP and accidentaly waste time by waiting for it to open.

During this blog's life, I've created these songs (if I remember correctly) in OpenMPT, mostly from 20 years old ripped samples:

Haru no Niwa
Safari Sampler
Hej, pane (Hej, pane diskžokej Remix)
All Ur Souls R Belong 2 Us
Omamná psychotronní látka
Kilobyte Chillout
Orchestral Pub Concerto
Ain'tNobodyGotSpaceForThat
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WTF 4 a Land is This? (Czechoslovak Anthem Remix)
Endsieghoffnungsmarsch
Summertime Garden
Silent Night (O Tannenbaum Re-remix)
Jinglebells (Czech version Remix)
Angst der eilenden Zwerge - This post delayed until completion

You can find them on Modarchive and some are at Soundcloud. Links are on the side of this blog. Summertime Garden is (by the 1st week of January 2015 AD) a hit at the Modarchive (over 100 downloads in a shorter period than Omamná psychotronní látka) and Hej, pane rocks the Soundcloud (over 100 plays). These numbers are relative. I'm not Skaven nor Purple Motion nor Dr. Awesome nor Moby nor any other ethernal demoscene identity to have millions of them. I think I need to invest some more time into distribution, but I don't feel the need to do so as long as I don't make any money. I'll be 18 in March 2016 and until that day, I can't monetize a shit on YouTube nor this blog. Besides I'm not Pewdiepie nor <your favorite youtuber here> to get k$ just because making some lame ass videos and I have such a bad luck to live in a total arse of the world for YouTube moneymaking. Not even Crafák, Gogo nor MenT can rely on Youtube money completely, being the most popular channels in Czech(oslovak)ia.

But hey, you should not aspire for shitloads of money and stare into space instead, hopefully finding what Buddhists find Nirvana, but most of the time you'll fall asleep. For every OCD man, I'd recommend going onto the 8-part path, which will convert them to ADHD. In effect, they'll end up doing truly nothing for most of the time, therefore not wasting energy on ordering their books or tidying their house. On the opposite side, if you want to go OCD from ADHD (totaly misrepresenting hyperactivity, more like hyperpasivity), say 3x "Ash-habu anla illáh al-illáh wa ash-habu anla Muhammadan rasulu-láh" and convert to Islam, slamming your head 5x a day for the personified representation of time-space continuum. There's also not eating pork and not drinking booze, but who the hell cares when there are Doritos and Mountain Dew, in McDonald's there's a mashed cow in that $1 "cheese" burger and a shitload of chicken for real niggas in KFC? Besides you can hit women in erotic context and have multiple wives (in exchange for stoning for non-martial sex), something that most of countries still don't have the space in their tables for. And yet they have disabled gender checking and are thinking about marrying monkeys. Unfortunately there's no woman that would willingly convert to Islam just because of these practices. In fact, the more stupid the jihadists are, the funnier they get. Sure jihad wasn't meant to destroy the Allah-crated Earth. Same as North Korea. The more they bully us and US with nuclear war, the more we laugh at them, because they can't put together an army with Cuba, Vietnam and Laos that would be strong enough to defeat the NATO forces, owing to technological obsolescence like planned economy, old incompatible equipment and lack of nanosuits. China might be out because they are making things for the entire Western world, being in fact dependent on us and US. The sudden withdrawal of demand would require the army to conquer some rich countries, which is not likely to happen in enough time, so the electronics production will cease. The Communist army would have nothing that way and be very volatile to the NATO machines. And because East can't afford to start a war, there's peace. Only ISIS, and that's only attention seeking Al-Qaeda division that exists only because NATO actually cares what's going on east of Israel. Islam is as stupid as Christianity was when it was the same age. 1392 years after Jesus' b-day there were processes with heretics and in 1492 the Spanish Inquisition began burning all the witches and wizards it could find. I'm sure jihadists will grow up from this in the following 500 years. In 1892 Cristianity had no more major influence on European live and now even the Pope Francis supported Big Bang and Evolution. Christianity has therefore became boring and now we have to make fun of other religions.

I hope this blog will keep growing in following years and spread explicit opinions. The more explicit I am, it makes me happy. Compared to my conservative Czech teacher, I can stand someone being different, like Asians or Muslims in my class. Inappropirate jokes? Nothing's inappropirate more than this entire society. This point in my jihad collies with sharia, but my intention is to make world aware of their useless rules for middle caste. And so they can focus only on things they really have to focus on. The poor can't afford to comply, and the rich can afford to break them. I am either poor or rich, not something in the middle, so I'll break entire western morale I feel like it. Amin. Owwwmmmmmmm.....

EDIT: This is also the 69th article, if you were looking for that.