Getman's Enhanced Interpunction

Text without interpuntion is confusing and lacks readability. Even current set of these marks doesn't provide statisfactory intonation notation at all times. Sereval people on the Internet that fail to distinguish between comma and period have inspired me to extend this system to be more confusing for them, but for my complicated Czech expressions and overloaded sentences it'll be just fine. It's better than disturbing emoji all over the place, even inside sentences. The strange thing with my English is that I can express myself better without making the text harder to comprehend, yet still it grows to considerable length. Probably because English doesn't use commas that much.



SYMBOL "NAME"       DESCRIPTION

.      dot          ends sentences or acronyms, decimal or thousands separator according to usus
..     horcol       states range or ends sentence after an acronym
:      colon        introduces list or value
...    tridot       signalizes omission or incompleteness
(...)  partridot    citation skipping
.:     dotcol       introduces list or value after acronym end
....   quaddot      ends sentence after omission or incompleteness
..:    horvercol    range to inf then list or value
::     scoperes     that's C++, it doesn't belong here
.....  quindot      interval to inf then incompleteness or ommission
...:   tridotcol    incompleteness or ommision then list or value
...... hexadot      long pause

,      comma        separates individual clauses
,,     repeater     repeats words or cells above, seen in old books with tables
--||-- copypastor   repeats whole parts of line above
,,,    tricomma     prolonged thoughts about next clause or item
,,,,   quadcomma    prolonged thoughts aborted, next clause follows

;      semicolon    separates more than comma, cells in CSV
;;     disemi       )
;;;    trisemi      } too deep for me, empty cells for now
;;;;   quadsemi     )
(;;)   pardisemi   empty cycle or dem feels emoji

.,     dotcomma     end acronym then next clause or item
..,    horcolcomma  range until inf then next clause or item
...,   tridotcomma  ommision or incompleteness then next clause or item
....,  quaddotcomma end acronym, omission, next clause
....., quindotcomma interval to inf, ommission, next clause

.;     dotsemi      acronym end then ;
..;    horcolsemi   range to inf then ;
...;   tridotsemi   omission or incompleteness then ;
....;  quaddotsemi  acronym end then omission then ;
.....; quindotsemi  range to inf then omission then ;

.!     dotbang      end acronym then exclamation
..!    horcolbang   range to inf then exclamation
...!   tridotbang   omission or incompleteness then exclamation
....!  quadditbang  acronym end then omission or incompleteness then exclamation
.....! quindotbang  range to inf then omission or incompleteness then exclamation

.?     dotask       end acronym then question
..?    horcolask    range to inf then question
...?   tridotask    omission or incompleteness then question
....?  quaddotask   acronym end then omission or incompleteness then question
.....? quindotask   range to inf then omission or incompleteness then question

#      hash         sequence order marker, replaces "no."
&      (ampers)and  conjunction, replaces "and"
\      backslash    path operator for MS-DOS-like environments
§      section      paragraph number indicator
¡      invbang      sarcasm
¿      rotask       sarcastic question
ʔ      rhetquest    rhetoric question
ʡ      femquest     female question, you just be like "I know."
ʕ      rotretquest  rhetoric question rhethor asks themselves
‽      interobang   ?! or !? in one character, saves space
¤      sun          awe, astonishment, kiss, your local lame-ass currency with weird symbol not in my charset

~      wave         range operator, better than .. if in middle in the font
|      pipe         variant operator, can be written as / if no contextual possibility of division or UNIX-like path
'      apostrophe   omission of certain characters
·      middot       capital letter acronymization, needs not to be at end, often on signs
╳      ex           versus, contra
╽      lightsaber   as Star Wars reference indicator used, variously rotated it can be
▓      erase        writing is bad and eraser is not around or the thext is written in uneraseable ink

〒      tableplate   talk while chewing a piece of food

〜      backwave     ~ for left-handed, inverse range would be too dangerous

〰      sea          wide range, slighter increments

()     parentheses  optional string, comment, gloss, LISP
[]     brackets     pronounciation
{}     curlbrack    grouping, usually spans multiple lines
<>     inangles     HTMLish tag, emphasis
><     outangles    emphasis
«»     diangout     stupid French quotes
»«     diangin      stupid Russian quotes
≤≥     outanlines   emphasis
≥≤     inanlines    emphasis
,,´´   downupquot   stupid German and Czech quotes
//     slashes      old typewriter style ()
**     stars        action in 3rd person, emphasis
""     inchquotes   also just (double)quotes, 0-terminated string value, direct speech
``´´   doublequotes stupid English double quotes
''     feetquotes   also just (single)quotes, character sequence value, quotation inside a quotation
`'     singlequotes stupid English single quotes
||     pipes        // or () for those who write badly
\\     backslashes  // for those who are left-handed
__     underscores  emphasis
¯¯     mac(a)roni   emphasis
==     equalses     emphasis or vertical quotation
--     dashes       emphasis, pause when used as an actual dash with spaces on both sides
··     middots      emphasis
¡!     rotbangs     stupid Spanish exclamation
¿?     rotasks      stupid Spanish question
ʕʔ     rotretquests stupid Spanish rhetoric question (the 1st 1 should be like ¿ but Unicode is weird)
ʖʕ     rotrevrets   stupid Spanish rhetoric question rhethor asks themselves
^^     roofs        pronounce sweetly, kawaii or like Glum
¤¤     suns         pronounce excited, high or like in commercial
~~     waves        pronounce relaxed, calmly or like stoned
##     hashes       pronounce harshly, angrily, or like mad
@@     ats          pronounce confused, questioning or unsure
&&     ands         pronounce tired, bored or sleep-deprived
%%     percents     pronounce dully, uninterested or like you were paid for it
$$     dollars      pronounce like you think about a profit coming from that
°°     degrees      whisper or say silently
ºº     eyes         attempt to read an unintelligible or smudged writing
ªª     ays          Death Metal voice
‡‡     doublepluses Black Metal voice (just very deep, does not cause neckaches)
¨¨     um(laut)s    possibly inaccurate or paraphrased quotation
¥¥     yens         symbolizes isolation since it looks like barbed wire fence and Japan was also isolated
÷÷     yingyangs    symbolic thing marker, metaphore, methonymia, also it looks like dicks so dirty meaning too
ℵℵ     alephs       Jewish reference
₪₪     shekels      pro-Jewish text
(**)   starmoons    pro-Islamic text, Qu'ran citation
⊥⊥     uptacks      honest expression
∞∞     infinitys    indefinitely repeated, echoed

∀∀     foreachs     no exception
∇∇     tangoslips   dirty meaning concerning women

⎊⎊     slippers     dirty meaning concerning men

≡≡     intenticals  emphasis

≣≣     equvalents   emphasis

⊢⊣     intacks      pinched

⊣⊢     outtacks     squished

⌈⌋     jappar       text selection downward or left to right

⌊⌉     revjappar    text selection upward or right to left

⍹⍹     trophys      pride on achievements (of innocent animal killing for veg(eta)rians)

∩∩     hills        unreachability

☥☥     ankhs        Ancient Egyptian reference

☸☸     dharmawheel  Buddhism reference

♮♮     natural      pronounce naturally

㆓㆓    supeq        emphasis or vertical quotation

㆔㆔    supident     emphasis

ʬʬ     teeth        smile horriby

ʭʭ     staples      each syllable individually   

⌠⌡     intepar      also split shekel, selection marker for those who scribble

⌁⌁     lightning    Pikachu or SS reference

≀≀      waveup       temperatures above or near boiling point

⋔⋔     pitchforks   tasty
⋘⋙   triangout    quotes so stupid no language I know of uses them
⋙⋘   triangin     quotes so stupid no language I know of uses them
⌇⌇      shakes       shaking, flashing, quaking or cracking
⌖⌖      zodiacs      coda - read sentence up to 2nd zodiac then read from beginning and on 1st zodiac jump past 2nd zodiac, recursive inside a sentence

⊲⊳     outtriangs   expanded, divergent, source
⊳⊲     intriangs    compressed, convergent, destination

Others are various mathematical operators, currency symbols, unit signs and foreign characters not even in certain fonts. Some look the same as already used characters here, but don't make any pair. Unicode has also many similar-looking characters, some perform unwanted text formatting and spacing. I hope these new interpunction marks will help to write more expressive text as native speakers actually feel the language, whereas I just throw words together as I only think in and understand that language, therefore my usage of these in English won't be practiced. Yeah, made for Czech, specified in English, and that's why I haven't got even 10000 views in 2 years of this blog's existence. Stupid people are not bilingual.