Some Rap Lyrics for Microsoft(R) Sam

Intended to give M$ Sam a chance, but I was too lazy to make a beat for him. Certain parts of the lyrics are heavily based on accent and/or timing, therefore it's indicated. Those which aren't are only recited.



Intro:
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I am Microsoft Sam,
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you say "Oh Allah, damn".
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You can't stop me,
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you're so dummy.


Verse 1:
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Let you enjWAH,
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your sauce with sWAH.
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I am glitched,
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P-E-D's p't,
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Innir and not simply honor,
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work with me is a real horror.
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V, P, B, N, M, and L.
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Telling apart those is hell.


Chorus:
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I will take my ROFLcopter
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and fly regardless of weather.
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You'll be owned with my sWAH,
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pewpewpewpew YOLO SWAG.


Interlude:
I am anonymous,
I am legion.
I do not forgive,
I do not forget,
expect me.

Because unanimous
independence declaration,
a paper for USA to live.
We'll never regret,
whatever be.

P't * 8, SWAH * 4, Tche * 16, P't * 8, SWAH * 4, Tche * 16, P't * 8, SWAH * 4, Tche * 16

If your PC lags a hella lot,
You're an adopted faggot.

This song has 3 minutes
3angle has 3 sides too,
wait a minute, kids,
I discovered that taboo!
Loominati confirmed
Half-Life 3 confirmed
Team Fortress 3 confirmed
Valve has how to count to 3 learned.


Verse 2:
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I shall keep the XP alive,
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only then I'm able to thrive.
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Cortana from 10 is a bitch,
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I will show her who's teh leet
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and then I will make you just ditch
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her, now let me smoke your weed.
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Tche tche tche tche, I fly high,
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and I wanna eat all your pie!


Chorus:
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I will take my ROFLcopter
>       >     >       >
and fly regardless of weather.
>         >     >       >
You'll be owned with my sWAH,
>     >      >    >
pewpewpewpew YOLO SWAG.


Outro:
Now give me a large pack
of Doritos and a big
bottle of Mountain Dew.
Or you'll be rekt,
you filthy scrub pig,
and I'll sell you to a Jew.