LGBT Alphabet or Lamgimbet

Possibly a new collation order for all new conlangs forward using Latin script. It intentionally includes a name of a Slovak leftist political party Smer - sociálna demokracia, which has a communist lineage of pro-Russian kind. The The feminist conlang Láadan could be updated with this order, but uses only 18 phonemes. The pride flag would be a HSL color selection dialog rotated 90° clockwise.

Also see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

 

LGBTQIAPDNCOK2SMERJWXFUZYVH+

Lamed Gimel Bet Taw Qaf Yod Alef Pe Dalet Nun Tsade Ayn Kaf 2 Sin Mem He Resh Yod2 Waw Samekh Pe2 Waw2 Zayn Waw3 Waw4 Het Taw2

L   Lesbian / Loli / Latex / Leather

G   Gay / Greysexual / GD / Gerontophile / Genetic Mods / Gear

B   Bisexual / Bigender / Bondage / Bear / BID / Blood / Body Armor / Body Mods

T   Transsexual / Torture / Transable / Transformer / Tatoo / Thick / Toxophile

Q   Queer / Questioning

I   Intersex / Infantophile

A   Androgynous / Asexual / Aegosexual / Agender / Aroace / Abrosexual / ABDL

P   Pansexual / Pedophile / Polyamorous / Polysexual / Pony / Piercing / Pain

D   Demisexual / Discipline / Dominance / Denim / Dog / Drag / Disability

N   Nonbinary / GenderNonconforming / Neutrois / Necrophile / Neptunic

C   Catperson / CBT / Chastity / Choking / Cannibalism / Crossdressing / Car

O   Omnisexual / Ownership / Otherkin

K   Kink / Kawaii / Kleptomania

2   Two-Spirit

S   Sapidosexual / Sapphic / Sadist / Submission / Slave / Snow / Snuff / Switch

M   Masochist / Master / Military / Mermaid / Mutilation / Messy / Mecha / Moto

E   Ephebephile / Escapology / ERP / ETLE / ETII

R   Rubber / Rapeplay / Racing

J   Jailplay / Јаіlbаіt

W   Waterplay / Wet / Winter sports

X   Crucification / Marking

F   GenderFluid / Furry / Fuzzy / Feather / Feet / Fetish / Fecal / Facemask

U   Urination / Uniform / UwU

Z   Zoophile

Y   Yogini

V   GenderVoid / Vegan / TransVestism / Vomit / Vore / Vampire

H   Heterosexual / Hypersexual / Hoplophile / HIV+ / Helicopter / Hardcore

+   and more

Acronyms:

GD - Gender Dysphoria

BID - Body Integrity Disorder

ABDL - Adult Baby Diaper Lovers

CBT - Cock and Balls Torture

ERP - Erotic Role Play

ETLE - Erotic Target Location Error

ETII - Erotic Target Identity Inversion

HIV+ - Human Imunodeficieny Virus Positive

It's important to note that the age of consent in Czechia is 15 years, therefore some Јаіlbаіt images are actually legal for being consentful and therefore nonabusive. However, you still need to be 18 for browsing adult sections. Nevertheless, there are still mothers with lactation dementia and abysmal opsec posting essentially CSAM to social media. Also there's the Nevermind album cover.

To me, LGBTQIAPDNC++ is on the same level as BDSM, ABDL or Furries. A sexual practice, not an identity or something suitable for children. Maybe except for ABDL, but such parenting would now lead to children confiscation, however ABDL-esque state-run schools are supposedly fine. If it involves something nonconsensual, then it's a case for psychiatry and not unconditional affirmation. That includes mandating of individual pronouns, titles and addresses. "Ze" or "Ve" is no different than "your honorable mistress of endless mercy", and unless I'm in a session for which I have agreed to do that, I call this nonconsensual and thus rape. Recently there have been face mask mandates due to some major flu, and whilst I may have a fetish for that, I too have some conditions and want a safeword to be agreed upon. Bottoms and subs are not necessarily slaves. Living in a state is an abusive relationship. If your partner acted like a state to you, you would report them to that state. Similarly for mobilization and mandatory conscription to fight in the Ukraine war, as unprofessional involuntary conscripts are mostly morale-lacking cannon fodder given the increasingly complex machinery, be they lowkey having some military fetish or not.