Minecraftí písničky a básničky (vskutečnosti parodie) / Minecraft songs and poems (actually parodies)

Wrote these in 2012, the Czech ones below in 2013. I actually don't play Minecraft anymore, since I feel like I've grown up. Besides, 1.7.6 is not working for me, because I have cracked launcher and they (Mojang) have changed a folder name from "MinecraftDownload" to "Minecraft.Download" so I'm stuck with version 1.7.2. Stupid dot, shouldn't be allowed in filenames. Anyway, I've already wasted much time with Minecraft.


On Our Server (Rammstein)

Chorus:
We're all living on our server,
on our server, in Minecraft.
We're all living on our server,
on our server, on our server.

Join please to our server,
to our server, play Minecraft.
Join please to our server,
to our server, to our server.

1:
Lving there my entire life,
I have right there also wife.
The night is my best time,
if I don't sleep I just mine!
"We want to steal your diamon'"
said that creeper behind me,
supported by a skeleton.

Chorus

2:
Our map is so damn big,
I know it all with my pick.
Mines are bigger than our city,
which I still find too shitty.
"Let's go invite other people."
agreed we together,
and then exploded creeper:

UUUAAAAH Creeper!!! BOOOOOM

Chorus

Chorus


Dream of Blocks (Iron Maiden - Dream of Mirrors)
Incomplete

1:
Have you ever fall'n
into a dark place?
If you dug straight down,
didn't follow good advice.

Don't you mind that there
might be be lava down?
You were just so stupid,
so you in water drown?

All your hopes and expectations,
they will go into damnation,
cause you'd not watch out.

Chorus:
I only dream in blocks alright,
killing monsters in the night,
need some creepers here.

I really want that gunpowder,
wanna get some music disks,
I will take the risk.

3:
Lost in a dream out of blocks,
Lost in a dungeon.
Lost in a place I haven't visit'd,
Lost, no way to go on...


KYTICE KOSTIČEK ČESKÝCH (KAREL JAROMÍR ERBEN - KYTICE)
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Prase (Polednice)

U studny tu prase stálo,
z plna hrdla chrochtalo.
Bodejž si jen trochu málo
mi ty kostko chutnalo.

V poledne v tom okamžení,
creeper příjde z temoty.
A mě hasne u smelťení,
pro tebe ten meč, ty!

V poledne v tom okamžení
se železo vypálí,
a v peci bude vaření,
můj meč mi neotálí.

Slunce již je v zenitu,
sykot moje uši slyší.
Prase zabil jsem já stěží,
avšak creeper vybouch tu.


Zombík (Vodník)

Na kriplstromu nad jezerem,
stál tam zombík s diamondmečem.
Sviť měsíčku, sviť,
creepeři rozpářou mi řiť.
Craftím, craftím si botičky,
do sucha i do lávičky. / by zmírnily mé pádečky.

...a pátek šťastný to je den,
přesto neměl bych v noci chodit ven.
Nemám já to, nemám zdání,
k jezeru mě cosi popohání.

Spawnul se tu vedle další,
to lidi na 1.6 nesnáší.


Ostatní

Zemřela kráva,
do pece dána,
kůže/steaky po ní zůstaly.

6. hodina odbila,
torch mi ještě svítila,
pochodeň mi hořela,
co na barák mi svítila.