Getman's Enhanced Interpunction

Text without interpuntion is confusing and lacks readability. Even current set of these marks doesn't provide statisfactory intonation notation at all times. Sereval people on the Internet that fail to distinguish between comma and period have inspired me to extend this system to be more confusing for them, but for my complicated Czech expressions and overloaded sentences it'll be just fine. It's better than disturbing emoji all over the place, even inside sentences. The strange thing with my English is that I can express myself better without making the text harder to comprehend, yet still it grows to considerable length. Probably because English doesn't use commas that much.



SYMBOL "NAME"       DESCRIPTION

.      dot          ends sentences or acronyms, decimal or thousands separator according to usus
..     horcol       states range or ends sentence after an acronym
:      colon        introduces list or value
...    tridot       signalizes omission or incompleteness
(...)  partridot    citation skipping
.:     dotcol       introduces list or value after acronym end
....   quaddot      ends sentence after omission or incompleteness
..:    horvercol    range to inf then list or value
::     scoperes     that's C++, it doesn't belong here
.....  quindot      interval to inf then incompleteness or ommission
...:   tridotcol    incompleteness or ommision then list or value
...... hexadot      long pause

,      comma        separates individual clauses
,,     repeater     repeats words or cells above, seen in old books with tables
--||-- copypastor   repeats whole parts of line above
,,,    tricomma     prolonged thoughts about next clause or item
,,,,   quadcomma    prolonged thoughts aborted, next clause follows

;      semicolon    separates more than comma, cells in CSV
;;     disemi       )
;;;    trisemi      } too deep for me, empty cells for now
;;;;   quadsemi     )
(;;)   pardisemi   empty cycle or dem feels emoji

.,     dotcomma     end acronym then next clause or item
..,    horcolcomma  range until inf then next clause or item
...,   tridotcomma  ommision or incompleteness then next clause or item
....,  quaddotcomma end acronym, omission, next clause
....., quindotcomma interval to inf, ommission, next clause

.;     dotsemi      acronym end then ;
..;    horcolsemi   range to inf then ;
...;   tridotsemi   omission or incompleteness then ;
....;  quaddotsemi  acronym end then omission then ;
.....; quindotsemi  range to inf then omission then ;

.!     dotbang      end acronym then exclamation
..!    horcolbang   range to inf then exclamation
...!   tridotbang   omission or incompleteness then exclamation
....!  quadditbang  acronym end then omission or incompleteness then exclamation
.....! quindotbang  range to inf then omission or incompleteness then exclamation

.?     dotask       end acronym then question
..?    horcolask    range to inf then question
...?   tridotask    omission or incompleteness then question
....?  quaddotask   acronym end then omission or incompleteness then question
.....? quindotask   range to inf then omission or incompleteness then question

#      hash         sequence order marker, replaces "no."
&      (ampers)and  conjunction, replaces "and"
\      backslash    path operator for MS-DOS-like environments
§      section      paragraph number indicator
¡      invbang      sarcasm
¿      rotask       sarcastic question
ʔ      rhetquest    rhetoric question
ʡ      femquest     female question, you just be like "I know."
ʕ      rotretquest  rhetoric question rhethor asks themselves
‽      interobang   ?! or !? in one character, saves space
¤      sun          awe, astonishment, kiss, your local lame-ass currency with weird symbol not in my charset

~      wave         range operator, better than .. if in middle in the font
|      pipe         variant operator, can be written as / if no contextual possibility of division or UNIX-like path
'      apostrophe   omission of certain characters
·      middot       capital letter acronymization, needs not to be at end, often on signs
╳      ex           versus, contra
╽      lightsaber   as Star Wars reference indicator used, variously rotated it can be
▓      erase        writing is bad and eraser is not around or the thext is written in uneraseable ink

〒      tableplate   talk while chewing a piece of food

〜      backwave     ~ for left-handed, inverse range would be too dangerous

〰      sea          wide range, slighter increments

()     parentheses  optional string, comment, gloss, LISP
[]     brackets     pronounciation
{}     curlbrack    grouping, usually spans multiple lines
<>     inangles     HTMLish tag, emphasis
><     outangles    emphasis
«»     diangout     stupid French quotes
»«     diangin      stupid Russian quotes
≤≥     outanlines   emphasis
≥≤     inanlines    emphasis
,,´´   downupquot   stupid German and Czech quotes
//     slashes      old typewriter style ()
**     stars        action in 3rd person, emphasis
""     inchquotes   also just (double)quotes, 0-terminated string value, direct speech
``´´   doublequotes stupid English double quotes
''     feetquotes   also just (single)quotes, character sequence value, quotation inside a quotation
`'     singlequotes stupid English single quotes
||     pipes        // or () for those who write badly
\\     backslashes  // for those who are left-handed
__     underscores  emphasis
¯¯     mac(a)roni   emphasis
==     equalses     emphasis or vertical quotation
--     dashes       emphasis, pause when used as an actual dash with spaces on both sides
··     middots      emphasis
¡!     rotbangs     stupid Spanish exclamation
¿?     rotasks      stupid Spanish question
ʕʔ     rotretquests stupid Spanish rhetoric question (the 1st 1 should be like ¿ but Unicode is weird)
ʖʕ     rotrevrets   stupid Spanish rhetoric question rhethor asks themselves
^^     roofs        pronounce sweetly, kawaii or like Glum
¤¤     suns         pronounce excited, high or like in commercial
~~     waves        pronounce relaxed, calmly or like stoned
##     hashes       pronounce harshly, angrily, or like mad
@@     ats          pronounce confused, questioning or unsure
&&     ands         pronounce tired, bored or sleep-deprived
%%     percents     pronounce dully, uninterested or like you were paid for it
$$     dollars      pronounce like you think about a profit coming from that
°°     degrees      whisper or say silently
ºº     eyes         attempt to read an unintelligible or smudged writing
ªª     ays          Death Metal voice
‡‡     doublepluses Black Metal voice (just very deep, does not cause neckaches)
¨¨     um(laut)s    possibly inaccurate or paraphrased quotation
¥¥     yens         symbolizes isolation since it looks like barbed wire fence and Japan was also isolated
÷÷     yingyangs    symbolic thing marker, metaphore, methonymia, also it looks like dicks so dirty meaning too
ℵℵ     alephs       Jewish reference
₪₪     shekels      pro-Jewish text
(**)   starmoons    pro-Islamic text, Qu'ran citation
⊥⊥     uptacks      honest expression
∞∞     infinitys    indefinitely repeated, echoed

∀∀     foreachs     no exception
∇∇     tangoslips   dirty meaning concerning women

⎊⎊     slippers     dirty meaning concerning men

≡≡     intenticals  emphasis

≣≣     equvalents   emphasis

⊢⊣     intacks      pinched

⊣⊢     outtacks     squished

⌈⌋     jappar       text selection downward or left to right

⌊⌉     revjappar    text selection upward or right to left

⍹⍹     trophys      pride on achievements (of innocent animal killing for veg(eta)rians)

∩∩     hills        unreachability

☥☥     ankhs        Ancient Egyptian reference

☸☸     dharmawheel  Buddhism reference

♮♮     natural      pronounce naturally

㆓㆓    supeq        emphasis or vertical quotation

㆔㆔    supident     emphasis

ʬʬ     teeth        smile horriby

ʭʭ     staples      each syllable individually   

⌠⌡     intepar      also split shekel, selection marker for those who scribble

⌁⌁     lightning    Pikachu or SS reference

≀≀      waveup       temperatures above or near boiling point

⋔⋔     pitchforks   tasty
⋘⋙   triangout    quotes so stupid no language I know of uses them
⋙⋘   triangin     quotes so stupid no language I know of uses them
⌇⌇      shakes       shaking, flashing, quaking or cracking
⌖⌖      zodiacs      coda - read sentence up to 2nd zodiac then read from beginning and on 1st zodiac jump past 2nd zodiac, recursive inside a sentence

⊲⊳     outtriangs   expanded, divergent, source
⊳⊲     intriangs    compressed, convergent, destination

Others are various mathematical operators, currency symbols, unit signs and foreign characters not even in certain fonts. Some look the same as already used characters here, but don't make any pair. Unicode has also many similar-looking characters, some perform unwanted text formatting and spacing. I hope these new interpunction marks will help to write more expressive text as native speakers actually feel the language, whereas I just throw words together as I only think in and understand that language, therefore my usage of these in English won't be practiced. Yeah, made for Czech, specified in English, and that's why I haven't got even 10000 views in 2 years of this blog's existence. Stupid people are not bilingual.

Some Rap Lyrics for Microsoft(R) Sam

Intended to give M$ Sam a chance, but I was too lazy to make a beat for him. Certain parts of the lyrics are heavily based on accent and/or timing, therefore it's indicated. Those which aren't are only recited.



Intro:
>    >    >    >
I am Microsoft Sam,
>        >    >    >
you say "Oh Allah, damn".
>   >     >    >
You can't stop me,
>      >  >  >
you're so dummy.


Verse 1:
>   >   > >
Let you enjWAH,
>    >     >    >
your sauce with sWAH.
> >  >   >
I am glitched,
> > >   >
P-E-D's p't,
>     >       >      >
Innir and not simply honor,
>         >     >      >
work with me is a real horror.
>     >     >      >
V, P, B, N, M, and L.
>       >     >        >
Telling apart those is hell.


Chorus:
>      >       >   >
I will take my ROFLcopter
>       >     >       >
and fly regardless of weather.
>         >     >       >
You'll be owned with my sWAH,
>     >      >    >
pewpewpewpew YOLO SWAG.


Interlude:
I am anonymous,
I am legion.
I do not forgive,
I do not forget,
expect me.

Because unanimous
independence declaration,
a paper for USA to live.
We'll never regret,
whatever be.

P't * 8, SWAH * 4, Tche * 16, P't * 8, SWAH * 4, Tche * 16, P't * 8, SWAH * 4, Tche * 16

If your PC lags a hella lot,
You're an adopted faggot.

This song has 3 minutes
3angle has 3 sides too,
wait a minute, kids,
I discovered that taboo!
Loominati confirmed
Half-Life 3 confirmed
Team Fortress 3 confirmed
Valve has how to count to 3 learned.


Verse 2:
>       >        >  >
I shall keep the XP alive,
>    >        >    >
only then I'm able to thrive.
>    >       >     >
Cortana from 10 is a bitch,
>      >        >         >
I will show her who's teh leet
>        >      >        >
and then I will make you just ditch
>        >      >          >
her, now let me smoke your weed.
>                    > >   >
Tche tche tche tche, I fly high,
>     >     >       >
and I wanna eat all your pie!


Chorus:
>      >       >   >
I will take my ROFLcopter
>       >     >       >
and fly regardless of weather.
>         >     >       >
You'll be owned with my sWAH,
>     >      >    >
pewpewpewpew YOLO SWAG.


Outro:
Now give me a large pack
of Doritos and a big
bottle of Mountain Dew.
Or you'll be rekt,
you filthy scrub pig,
and I'll sell you to a Jew.

Koncept staré slohové práce - zpráva o odtržení kusu ledu na Antarktidě

Wow, 111 over 200 views, this thing's banging, probably due to that English summary, now it can be partly read by both audiences. Or maybe that OSN climate conference bumps up global warming topics all over the Internet? Probably this topic is popular on my blog now. Should I take this as a suggestion to write more about climate?

ENGLISH SUMMARY OF THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH:
There has been a lot of crazy weather. This is enough proof global warming must be happening, but there's not much people can do about it if nature decides to blow some volcanoes up. It can slowed down a little bit till then, but only in ways of better living, ecoterrorism is useless. While there's been some weird shit going on with the weather, I was supposed to write about some event and no one explicitly told me that newspaper report is supposed to be about it. The Earth is more important to me than some culture, especially when no none has yet set a colony on any other planet, despite the Cold War having reinstated in form of indirect support of groups in middle East and I guess this WW3 against "drugs and terrorism" (for oil) is producing more CO2 than necessary. You shouldn't be using oil products anyway, they're taxed like hell. Also you run in the risk of supporting ISIS which I think people want do destroy instead.

Měli jsme napsat zprávu, ale nikde se explicitně neřeklo, že to má bejt o nějaký akci. Jako všechny slohové práce za 3 s tím, že by to Cermat neuznal, protože to moc málo připomíná zprávu. Osobně považuju globální oteplování za důležitější než nějaký koncert, výlet, ples nebo soutěž. To vám počasí nepřipadá zblázněný, Klausi a spol.? Bylo 30°C v Laponsku, -40°C na East Coastu, častější hurikány, u nás není na Vánoce sníh a v létě jsou vedra jak ve Středozemí, dokonce byl překonán v Dobřichovicích rekord. Vážně se nic neděje? Možná jenom dokončujeme výstup z (malý) doby ledový a CO2 nás má ochránit před další, ale to se tu maj všichni uvařit? Co teprve muslimky v nikábech? Beztak na to není spolehnutí, protože v noci je zima a nastydnu stejně. Zatímco se tady peče planeta, já mám psát o nějaký kulturní akci. Do /dev/null s kulturou, chci mít svou Zemi než se NASA uráčí narvat peníze do kolonizace Marsu, Venuše (lítající města) a Měsíce. Beztak už se dánvo nemá jezdit na benzín a naftu, ani vyrábět elektriku z uhlí. Jádro je v pořádku, jenom vymyslet, kterým směrem vystřelit do vesmíru odpad, aby se za tím gamma záření vlivem dopplerova efektu udělala krásná duha a nevrátilo se nám to zpátky. Měly by se na Sahaře postavit města pod solárníma panelama a konečně se snažit využít geotermální energii. Globální oteplování a ochlazování je přirozený (zima/léto, výkyvy způsobené vulkanickou činností a (malé) doby (mezi)ledové), ale neříkejte mi, že se teď Země neotepluje, ba dokonce ochlazuje. Když vybouchne Yellowstone nebo víc sopek na Islandu naráz, je v prdeli půl Země a nějaké továrny se v tom ztratí. Může se to zpomalit, ale jen v rámci pohodlnějšího života a ne terorizování ala Rakousko, které nechápe princip jaderných elektráren a omezuje rychlost na dálnicích na 80 km/h, čímž se někdy vyplatí zkrátit si jízdu po okreskách a zasmradit vesnice.

Opsáno slovo doslova, včetně štrtanců. Nejspíše to takto odevzdáno nebylo, protože to bylo on-the-fly přeformulováno na méně útočné. Dělám si tam srandu z politiky, protože je celá k smíchu. Furt se jenom hádají a aby někomu přímo vyhlásili válku, to ne, radši podpoří někoho v nějaké občanské válce. Ani Severní Korea se nezmůže na útok na Jih, ikdyž porušuje příměří. Jen ISIS má tolik odvahy přímo vyhlásit válku USA, EU a Asadovi, takže celému NATO a Rusku. Proto dostává tolik kritiky od humanitaristů, zatímco USA procházelo snad všechno kromě Vietnamu (Hippies), špehování NSA (po o tom, co to vypustil Snowden, ale stejně málokdo a máloco šifruje komunikaci kvůli menšímu pohodlí) a ACTA (EU smetla). Rusko se aspoň stará o sebe a svoje zájmy a do něčeho na jiné čtvrtkouli se nemontuje.



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Na Antarktidě se odlamují velké kry. USA chce oteplující se kontinent osídlit, Rusko to nezajímá a Severní Korea tam chce rakety

Další Efekty globálního oteplování na sebe nenechaly dlouho čekat od té doby, co Severní Ameriku zasáhla poslední zima mimořádně silně, zatímco v Evropě se mohli lidé vklidu opalovat. V Antarktidě došlo k dominovému efektu Pevninský antarktický ledovec se začal drolit po tom, co se na západní části Antarktidy oddělily doposud největší kusy ledu, které neměly o nic méně než 1000 m^3. Přesný objem není znám, neboť se na to pracovníci na stanicích jen udiveně dívali koukali. Jak se tyto kusy ledu odlamovaly, zahájily dominový efekt, který se dá jen zpomalit, nikoli zastavit. Odhaduje se, že do roku 2050 se celá část antarktického ledovce, která je ve skutečnosti zmrzlá voda Tichého, Indického a Atlanticského oceánu, odlomí od té části, která je na pevnině.

Toto má jednu výhodu a jednu nevýhodu. Antarktida se bude moc osídlit trvalými obyvateli, kteří zde budou podle Antarktické smlouvy vést ekologický život. Na druhou stranu, hladina světového oceánu se bude zvedat o poznání rychleji, což znamená, že sídle blízko moře budou zaplavena dříve. Alespoň se dřív rozhodne, co s lidma, kterejm by domy voda z tajících ledovců domy zaplavila dřív nebo později.

Prezident Spojených států Amerických se k tomuto vyjádřil tím, že zaplaví li někomu jejich dům stoupající hladina oceánu, bude jim jakožto kompensace poskytnuta antarktický pozemek o stejné výměře. K tomu připomněl, že Antarktida se stane státem nikoho a všech, neboli zcela novým přírůstkem do politické mapy světa jakožto plnohodnotný stát.

Na Rovněž se dal slyšet i prezident Ruska, Vladimír Putin. Prohlásil, že Antarktidu napotřebuje, neboť Rusko má rozsáhlé území v podobě Sibiře. Zato si však činil nárok na východní Ukrajinu a Aleuty.

   Severokorejský vůdce Kim-čong-un prohlásil, že ani antarktická smlouva he nezastaví od rozmístění raket a provádění jaderných testů tam, kde se mu bude chtít.

Česká vláda doposud žádné specifické stanovisko nezaujala, neboť se jí úbytak půdy ze zvyšující hladiny oceánu netýká. Vážení čtenáři, vemte si popcorn, pokud se k Severní Korei připojí i další státy, tak nejspíš začne válka o Antarktidu, která občany ČR naštěstí mine. Agresorem je tentokrát není Severní Korea, nikoli Německo, jak tomu bylo v případě minulé světové války.



Pod tím je zkouška mého futuristického písma (stará verze, psáno hranatě), heslo k neověř(it)elnému M$ účtu (překlep e-mailu, málo dat do obnovovacího formuláře), návrh na textovou reprezentaci 1/4tónů a pár slovíček do Getman(sko-čekého sl)ovníku a můj typ osobnosti (jakýsi online test, nebrat vážně):

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hadaká nahá
jovaj slabý
cujoj silná
tokoro místo

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C‡ (nebo ≠, £, a ±, škrábu)
C#/Db
Dd
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D‡
D#/Eb
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INTP

Was on vacation. Knee-deep in adware. This blog's dying. Out of ideas. Vapoware autobiofanfic. Updating articles and pages.

Happy Hallowday. In Czechia it's tomorrow and it's called Dušičky (Soulies). Such a post-socialist country has to be late at something. Halloween isn't catching on, no money to spend since we're slowly buying Christmas presents and saving for the Black Friday when all the electronics will be cheap.

The 2. part of Getman's Adventures is written up to the birthday party and plan to tunnel out Abnegation by masking as poor Factionless, ending with a statement that some serious shit is going on. If I should make it as Season 1: Episode 2: Part 1 (not requiring to post it on an external server, only 50 kB of text), express it in comments, that's why they're for.

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You can't just visit Italy and not take any food with you home. Last it was Caprese, now it's Caprese in a wheat bakery and Spaghetti ala Carbonara with lots of bacon and cheese, but no one makes it home probably because pork is haraam although we're not muslims. Or we just don't have enough bacon. Also concerning all the ruins, dump Pompeii in favor of Herculaneum or Ostia so you get preserved ceilings for more shade. Holiday trips without travel agency are more adventurous, especially if you don't speak that language, but you have more time. Add freedom if you just rent an apartment instead of going for an expensive all-inclusive hotel where you shall get to lunch you paid for or you lose it, you don't have any shops next to you and there's only a small fridge and a small TV in the room. The keycards instead of keys are annoying too, especially if they give you less than number of people sharing the room as happened to me in England on one motel or hostel or what it was. Hell I would rather sleep in a Soviet dorm than there.

I set towards achieving at least 3 articles per month, which I usually post at it's very beginning or end. But I'm running out of both time and ideas, therefore also out of motivation. Also the main PC is on the strike again and compiling Fragments costs a lot of time waiting this bloated pile of Javascript junk on Facebook to load, since the other working PC is only a 2010 netbook with nothing more than a somewhat luxurious Atom at that time. Say, could you use nowaday's Facebook on your Pentium D? Even cellphones have 4 cores and can play 1080p videos fluently, Atom alone can't even Crysis, it needs ION to run on low settings at 720p24. I have this nettop, but it does't display anything. This wouldn't be problem if I was blind, but I'm not.

The main PC is on Windows XP and some adware got into Chrome and it made it very annoying to use. As Sharia suggests, those people who intentionally spread it or develop such kind of plague should be whipped, tortured and stoned. Allah will put them in hell if they aren't going to convert right now and stop making this useless software for all the humanity. There's nothing more degradatory than distributing ads, which wasn't widely practiced in the Prophet's times as paper was expensive. Not even being a whore or working in a callcentration camp is at such a low level. Almost nobody cares about the goods advertised and it makes me sad when I see all that wasted bandwidth, paper, human resources, fuel and whatever. I don't even have a fireplace to burn these and make them useful at least in some way. Why do obtrusive ads like this exist? Can't I have just a few GIFs on a webpage? Think about that hordes of text ads in the news - who seeks a job or something else, they will maybe find it in there. People don't need burnt eyes.

Also you better check other articles and pages as they might have gotten updated and expanded. For example the Dictionary and "TUMAASZ, HUSE!". This blog isn't intended to have many shitty or short articles like others, but long and at least interesting ones. I use it as a Facebook replacement since almost no-one reads my long and complex statuses.

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I kept this in draft because I planned to write something. Since then, I found XP Black Edition 2013 and it's working fine with the exception of NFSU2 and GTA SA PC 10th AE (pre-modded in all it's glory) crashing after few minutes, Unigine Tropics and Sanctuary (I still have the installers) not initializing, Valley and Heaven play sign-inverted sound and printer driver not installing, therefore I can't do assignments in physical form. Also with 64-bit OSes refusing to install and running horribly in VirtualBox I feel my PC's motherboard is dying. Another complicating fact is that Windows are installed on what they call E:, therefore Unofficial SP4, Combofix and HP Driver installer write onto my precious SSD on C:, where I want to put Windows 7 or 10, in worst case LXLE or Lubuntu. I also thinks it's a good virus protection with having %windir% on E:\WINDOWS_, my netbook having C:\WINDOWS.0. Some stupid apps go directly to C: or directly into WINDOWS and don't mind checking the local variables. Windows XP is now abandonware, since M$ ain't selling it and support is gone from 8/4/2014 (though Windows Update still offering), only some companies and registry hackers are getting POSIX patches which don't always install on regular XP. I'm not dropping XP so easily because my favorite features are here:

+ Extensoft Free Extended Task Manager
+ Yamaha S-YXG50 (available from M$ under 1403848 with 4MB wavetable but without XGPlayer)
+ AlienGUIse (AKA Alienware Xenomorph)
+ MS-DOS Edit (removed since Vista x64) and QBasic
+ 16-bit app support (imperfect for DOS, but OK for Windows 3.1)
+ dxdiag tests (rotating DX cube, bouncing rectangle, chat via DirectPlay, flourish.mid DirectMusic test)
+ XP-exclusive themes via patched uxtheme.dll
+ Appearance customization (change everything in Classic theme)
+ .NET framework not included (some viruses need this to work)
+ Space Cadet "3D" Pinball and classic Windows games
+ Error sounds I grew up with

You see, XP won't die, ever. M$ is also getting pretty bad again like in the days on Windows 98, turning all Windows 10 devices into data-mining botnet unless people get hold on Enterprise edition and disable it. The customization is almost gone and the appearance is getting worse and worse. I want Windows 7 Aero back along with full Classic theme customization.