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2014-01-26

Vegans - they just don't want to eat diary products

This is actually the first English post on this blog. I don't need to be sorry for my English, since I have FCE (at grade C, I'm not A-sian) and a lot of people are typing with even worse grammar, as corrected by Grammar Nazis with endurance.

Substantially edited and expanded.


People can sometimes see the vegetarian and vegan bullshit like you being a mass killer for eating innocent animals or other crap like that. It's like saying I'm a thief for pirating movies. Besides, plants have lives too, although some have their replication system requiring some animal to succeed. There are 3 reasons for disliking to eat meat:

1. It's too expensive and better buy shitloads of chips and coke.
2. It's problematic for your metabolism to process it.
3. You don't want to animals be dead just because you.
4. You don't want animals to suffer as you learn butchery.

People abstaining from eating meat from the reason 3 are stupid. And they are stupid even more, if they don't consume also the animal products (like eggs and milk, not their shit). Being hungry is enough powerful excuse to kill an animal, as seen on many carnivorous animals like cats (even your (friend's) pet cat is a murderer according to those people), eagles, snakes, dolphins, most sharks and polar bears. Even some plants are carnivorous too. Personally, I don't eat too much meat for reason 1 and 4, but when there is some fried, grilled or baked (mmm... bacon) meat available, I don't refrain to eat it.

Concerning the handling of chickens in mass farms, it's at least made the way their death is not as painful as your grandma might have sometimes done something during while twisting the chicken's neck wrong so the chicken would suffer up to 1 whole second more before she twisted the neck to the other side, definitely killing the chicken. In the mass farm they are hung upside down and first paralyzed with electricity in water. Then they have their veins cut in more or less Kosher manner so they bleed out the fastest way possible. That means Jews can fearlessly eat it. A Jewish butcher is required to effectively do the same thing? Don't be so orthodox, fanaticism is bad in every religion. Then, when the chicken is dead, it doesn't matter what does happen to it, since it won't feel it.

Complaining about antibiotics being stuffed into the animals in order to avoid diseases, which spread very well when the animals are near each other? If you are allergic to antibiotics, go buy a bio chicken/pork/beef/whatever and don't spam social media with it. Most people don't even care as they are not willing to throw out more money for what contains in fact less, even though it's crap-free. There are free antibiotics, and in cheaper meat. Jews and Scots are welcome. And even other people don't care if they eat something that's been carefully handled. Not even, if it contains additive crap, since it's made to taste well. As people overfeed themselves with these, it is quite clear that in future people's diet will be managed by computers and the more taste they want, the more seasoning will be given on the 3D-printed food, which will be now common. That means our taste sense will start do diminish, unlike sight.


So you think that vegans are stuck with only some salads and soy replacements? Much misled. If we make a list of all meals and remove the ones that have an animal product in it, the following remains consumable by vegans:

FRIES (usually fried in plant oil)
CHIPS (excluding meat-flavored)
MSG (causes them to overfeed with with items in this list, including MSG itself)
SOY SAUCE (say you want Kung-Pao or Sechuan without meat and you are done)
COKE and other lemonades
DARK CHOCOLATE (shouldn't contain milk)
POPCORN
NACHOS
BEER   \
PASTRY  |- these 3: if bacteria aren't considered animals too)
WINE   /
MUSHROOMS
VODKA
RUM
CANNABIS (better be high and forget about some animals)
COCA
TOBACCO (cigarettes contain too much surplus rubbish)
NUTS (all from coconuts to peanuts)
BEANS (deadly when they fart)
CINNAMON
GUMMY BEARS (and other jelly)
etc.

Veganism is therefore actually quite silly excuse to refuse diary products. These are good if you have constipation and guarantee your animal fat income. Meat is expensive, so they can't afford it anyway. Beef costs over $6/kg, Pork around $5/kg and Chicken over $5/kg. Plants provide actually more badass ingredients than animals, like all the toxins. The meat isn't unhealthy at all, since humans are omnivorous by nature, which means they benefit from both meat and plants. There is a food chain in the nature and if people choose not to eat something they have been accustomed by the nature to, it serves no benefit and imbalances the nature.

Although veganism is bad for everyone (meat producers, dairy product producers, your metabolism, your friends, your pet etc.), vegetarianism might be fine, because in the future there might be not enough meat on the market because of high population, therefore it will become very expensive and affordable only to the highest ranked in the Illuminati pyramid. And there's the synthesized meat grown from stem cells. I don't know if it classifies as vetetarian-complaint. And by the way, Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian too. So if you are vegetarian, then you can: o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ HEIL HITLER! And if you are vegan, go at least vegetarian and eat some pizza with cheese, yet without ham nor bacon. You'll definitely like it as I don't know anyone who would dislike pizza.




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